Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

An act of kindness is what you showed to me. Based off a dream i had a few months ago, fixed it and put it out in the world.

We find ourselves on the pages of a road trip movie and we’re the young couple falling in love.

"You're lying. You do love me." "Don't be stupid, Daniel. I can't love you." "Now you're lying to yourself, too." THIS IS BASTILLE AND NOT PHAN READ THE TAGS PEOPLE

*Disclaimer: sexual harassment and abuse are topics that will be covered in this story so please be careful if you are sensitive to these* "There are so many lovely people that get fucked about by life and have the worse luck in the world and then there some absolute bastards who have the best lives ever" Dan and Freddie fall into the first category; lied to and hurt, both in desperate need of a second shot.

On Christmas Eve, around 1812, Pip, an orphan who is about six years old, encounters an escaped convict in the village churchyard while visiting the graves of his mother, father, and siblings. The convict scares Pip into stealing food and a file to grind away his shackles, from the home he shares with his abusive older sister and her kind, passive husband Joe Gargery, a blacksmith. The next day, soldiers recapture the convict while he is engaged in a fight with another convict; the two are returned to the prison ships from which they escaped...

Letters to Dan - A Dan Smith fanfic © Wattpad user bastilleuk 2014 ~ Dan receives a stack of letters in the post. When he meets the girl who wrote them, Beth, everything changes. And when they fall in love, everything changes even more. But Dan and Beth both have dark secrets to tell. When things start to fall apart, will they be able to hold everything together?

What if Harry's parent's didn't die? And what if Harry had a younger sister?!? Follow Emma potter throughout her life at Hogwarts in Emma Potter. Cover By: @hermione96

Emma Potter has always been in the shadows of her brother Harry, but when her two year long boyfriend Draco Malfoy asks for her hand in marriage everything changes. He has secrets and so does she. Harry is out to prove Draco's the bad guy... but what if Emma want's Draco to be the bad guy? Find out in Emma Malfoy. Cover By: @hermione96

Pesky Death Eaters and Horcrux hunting changed Hermione's plans for her 7th year dramatically, but after the defeat of the Dark Lord and the take down of most of his followers, Hermione and her friends decide to play out their 7th year as it should have been, and to have a year free of drama. This is also the same plan of one of their enemies, Draco Malfoy. His life hadn't been a bunch of laughs either during the war, and after he and his mother were set free, with Harry Potter's plea they were somewhat innocent, Draco wanted a chance to try one more year of school, also Drama free. So what happens when the two find out they are the school's new Head Prefects? Hermione can see something different about her former enemy - he's completely changed. Is it just an act? Or has Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts badass actually changed? Will they get along now he seems different? Or will they be throwing hexes at each other every night in their common room? Only time will tell. I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS: J.K.Rowling owns them, this is purely a fanfiction written by a huge HP fan =D