***Highest #101 in humor(03/03/17)*** *** #1 in cliches (19 june'18)*** Who doesn't love a cliche? Me. Thus, this entire book will be about those damn cliches you see floating around a sea of wattpad books:) *intensifies* ~Includes~ -cringey mc types -cliche rants -pet peeves of mine -opinions -sarcastic author -the ironic fact that this cliche rant book itself is a cliche

about an international fan tryna reach her ultimate bias through instagram direct message. cover cr to : @kookieachuu

"What's up with you?" "A kpop star just answered my DM." ° Jongin In a world where Kai never deleted his instagram. (Completed!) contains strong language, sexual situations, slight violence, suggestive dialogue, addiction, drug and alcohol usage

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See that? Yup, that is Sebastian aka. one hell of a butler Michaelis in the mirror. ♥ WARNING: Please read with caution as reader may be subjected to major blood loss via nosebleeding. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ FEATURING *drumroll* ✔Naruto Shippuden ✔ Black Butler ✔Kuroko No Basuke ✔One Piece ✔Danganronpa ✔Ouran High School Host Club ✔ Vampire Knight ✔Tokyo Ghoul ✔ Pokemon ✔Soul Eater ✔Bleach ✔Death Note ✔Attack On Titan ✔Haikyuu! ✔Prince Of Tennis ~ ✔Hetalia ~ ✔ Mob Psycho 100 ✔ Yuri On Ice!!! ✔ Yandere Simulator ✔Durarara! ~ ✔Fairy Tail ~ ✔Free! ~ ✔Tokyo Ghoul ~ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ MAJORITY OF THESE PICK UP LINES HERE ARE NOT MINE 🙅❌ Coz I ain't that smooth :') some of them are yes, but most are not ^_^ thank you! and enjoy ~

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Answer this following questions: 1. Are you a guy? 2. Do you want to become bad? 3. Are you a nerd? 4. Do you want a good girl? 5. Do you want to laugh? 6. Do you want to cry while laughing? (not guaranteed) 7. Have you ever laughed in your life? 8. Do you like food? 9. Do you like GOOD food? 10. Do you have a vowel in your entire name? 11. Do you want to become a badboy? If you said yes to two or more of these questions you, yes you, are qualified to become a bad boy. Pick up (what ever device you're reading this on) get cozy in a blanket and learn the master ways of becoming a bad boy. (THIS BOOK IS NOT GUARANTEED TO WORK)

Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story? Did you attempt it? Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up? Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror," Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad? More will come inside. (This also has some humorous aspects)

Winter finds herself in a peculiar situation at her new school. It's as if everyone is living a... CLICHE? Join Winter as she figures out how to navigate her cliche world. *** Have to heard of "How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story" No? Well go check it out! This book is a parody... in a sense, but in story form. You know all those cliche stories? Well this is as many cliche stories as I can shove into one! Looking for a cliche story? Come on, read! (Has some humorous aspects)

She's always been the shy girl that no one notices, but once she catches Harry's attention will things ever be the same again?