Edward finds Jacob alone in the woods. Warning: This is probably gonna be mpreg, m'dudes...maybe even a lil crack.

Maybe Jacob wasn't a supra intelligent vampire but he was able to tell. The werewolf had to admit that Edward's inability to blush when he got embarrassed over the most tribal things was both amusing and exasperating. Jacob could only dream with how many pranks and jokes he couldn't cast on the pristine vampire. But lately he noticed something... Whenever he said something dirty about anyone (but especially the mentioned vampire) Edward would start to shiver. Sometimes it was almost imperceptible but sometimes I could get really out of control. At first Jacob could only felt bad for the poor quivering vampire... However, as the time passed better ideas came to him. Surely, Jacob was about to enjoy this shining new finding. And Edward would too, a lot more that he was willing to recognize.