Mostly smut... maybe some fluff. I just love these ice skating idiots too much!

My favorite Hetalia pairings in mature situations. (Warnings: contains boy x boy, smut, bondage, and whatever else my disturbing brain thinks up. Don't like, don't read. You have been warned) (Legal stuff: I do not own Hetalia, or any of the characters: that credit goes to their amazing creators. I did create the plot unless I say otherwise.) I do accept requests, but no guarantee on when I update. Also, art credit goes to their amazing creators. I am not that talented.

kinda like the Milk Fic but Frerard... was originally a three part smut , now a book in progress ?

I blame CrankThatFrank for this.

this story took me a long time, so please be nice about it. please share it with all your friends! <3

Dan likes to get his teeth cleaned by Dr. Posey each week but this week he doesn't show.

They were just five chairs living their sit in life (or should I say sit on) when Dan decides he needs a new chair in his life, little did blue know that the new chair sitting opposite him at the dining table, would change his life forever...

Dan and Phil have some late night fun with a few critters and a couple of tools. I wrote this with my friends and it's honestly pretty fucking gross. But read it if you want omg. WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC AND DISGUSTING. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

we've all read the milk fic. and we've all regretted it.