Compilation of cute and smutty shit

One day,Shrek is in a bar (Having a beer of course) Until... he meets a 6'0 slender figure with wondrous meaty legs, gothic hair and a sexy squishy face.Who is he?

New school, new start, but that doesn't mean old habits fade. And one of those bad habits may or may not be stalking. This odd knack however quickly leads into some unwanted consequences when a rather strange individual shows up to class the first day, Jamison Fawkes.

You're a university (college) student when you are told that your normal teacher has left and you are assigned a new one. Being the sassy little shit you are, you get into a lot of trouble. Maybe more trouble than you had hoped. Highest Ranking in FanFiction #20

emotional nackflips that will break your nack (sexytime ;) jk) Also some SEPTIPLIER AWAAAYYYY