Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

Lemons! Mature content ahead ;)

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Jonah Harrington has had a life full of betrayal, disappointment, and pain. The things he's seen would make even the cruelest murderer cringe. He's often been described as jaded, depressing, or even soulless. He keeps to himself because he's learned over the years that the only way to keep himself from once again being hurt is by locking away all feelings and building an unbreachable wall around his heart. He lives his life being unseen, unheard, and overall unnoticed by others. And that's the way he likes it. He was kicked out of his own pack at the young age of eleven. Left to fend for himself and literally fight for life. Now he's fled all the way across the country and started an new existence. He does everything he can to stay hidden and under the radar of not just the pack that he had once called family but from everyone around him. Shortly after being banished Jonah discovered something about himself. He always knew he was different but never in his wildest dreams had he ever imagined he'd be so.....powerful. Somehow he had the power to make things happen. To make things move with his mind. What will happen to this scarred, damaged soul when he comes face to face with two people he didn't think even existed? Will he find the will to love again? Will he find the courage to trust once more even after he's been betrayed time and time again? Stay tuned to find out.

I don't own Sword Art Online or most of the characters but the ideas are definitely original. If you have any ideas for the book like truths or dares don't be shy and put them in the comments. Oh and sometimes I add people from wattpad into the book. So if you want to be in message me.

A new student transfers to Tyler's class and he instantly feels attracted to him.But there's also his brother's friend who he also feel attracted to. what happens when all three of them form an unusual relationship? And what happens when two of them are vampires? Read about this unlikely love story.

Alexis, daughter of the alpha of Thunderblood pack.Actually the second strongest pack, in her pack they believe she is the most powerful, in other packs they say she is a weakling, thats because they didn't saw her wolf,yet. Lee Carter Hunt, Gold blood pack's leader. The strongest of all, other alpha's fear him, he is only 22 same as Alexis.He is a cold hearted man, and he gets what he wants, Alexis, his mate.He might be cold, but tamed, soft when it comes to her. Easy, he doesn't want to lose her, even though she's his mate.

Luke Snowater is a chapion Motorcross rider with a deep dark secret... he is REALLY a girl! Lucia Somers is a minor Supermodel that is leading a double life... As Luke, with the help of Katelyn and her brother Jace she is able to compete in compertitions with out suspetion from the other competitors... that was Until her life got complex when a Sexy Motorcross rider by the name of Rickson comes tumberling into her already complex life... her name's Lucia and she is pretending to be a guy... will her secret get out??

Kusaki and Zukos love adventure! Hope you like!