When he goes for a walk on the beach one night, Viktor Nikiforov finds a drunk merman with cuts from glass all over his body. He can't just leave him there, so he takes him to his house to nurse him back to health.

What if the SQUIP never helped Jeremy be popular? What if the SQUIP was actually like that one annoying friend that you have but keep because they're a precious cinnamon roll? What if the SQUIP tried to help Jeremy ask Michael out on a date? This story is complete, but I'm doing bonus chapters (Although, I suppose they're more like mini stories)! I do not own Be more chill and the characters. I do own this AU, though. As far as I'm concerned. IDK someone might've had a similar idea.