This is my very first book. All memes were collect by me from my little dirty hands by screenshots, facebook, instagram and exo fandom app. Hehe. So all of this definetely not mine and highly thanks to the copyright owner. May god bless you for give us happiness. Thanks and enjoy. Warning: I'm just to fucking lazy too updates more even I have more than thousands memes of EXO in my smartphone or my laptop. Opps. Sorry for cursing. -international fangirl of EXO- Finished - 15 Sept 2016

*this story was written by Gibslythe on ao3* "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "Alright, it's a deal." Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'. This is actually the best fic I've ever read. It emotionally destroyed me and then put me back together only to kill me again. Read on ao3 : http://archiveofourown.org/works/7454385

// Klance >> This is my first official fic and it's really bad. After being dared to fool around with Takashi Shirogane's little brother, Keith Kogane, Lance quickly learns that he has bitten off quite possibly more than he can chew. In the end, will he allow himself to fall in love or will he break the heart of someone who learned to trust him most? !! mentions of abuse + other things, please read with caution if you're easily triggered !!

/ COMPLETED/ The reader's mother sends reader to gravity falls after paying off a man known as Stan pines to take good care of the reader for her, the reader befriends dipper and Mabel only to be greeted by none other then bill cipher himself. The reader makes a deal unknowingly locking herself in a merry-go-round with the dream demon while dipper tries to find her a way out. -Picture used to make the cover is by elentori on deviant art- It has a sequel! Two actually ! Bill X reader= " Golden cage" Dipper X reader= " Escaping God "

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(don't expect a steady update timeline) Hello! I'm KC; I live with Mom, Dad, and Little Sister. This is a story of real conversations I've had with my parents. I'd just like to clarify that my parents are really lovely people that mean no harm with their twisted, sarcastic humour; They simply think they are funny. (Sometimes the grandparents say something note-worthy, as well.) *Caution, profanity.* Best Rank: #44 in Random

"shush you dicknose turd waffle!" [disclaimer: these are not mine. i just found them on the Internet and put them in here for you to laugh at and keep in your back pocket just in case. enjoy!]

Not long ago, a curse was placed upon the bloodline of an innocent family. Dooming them to a life of suffering and disaster. The 14th birthday of "Brooklyn" Reed, has reared its ugly head. And of course like any active teenager would, she held a party, for all of her friends. But without knowing, as the night progressed, the curse placed upon her grew stronger. Until it finally burst, setting off a chain of events that would ruin her life forever. Now her destiny is intertwined with a demon, and a house full of games and rules not quite understood. It is her job to free herself, her friends, and the monsters that have trapped them all in the Dead Locked mansion. In a game of life and death, who will prevail and claim victory?