Bruce gets a wake up call when Alfred 'accidently' signs him up for foster care. Now Bruce must take care of a teenage girl named Kaine, while still saving the night as Batman. Problem is, Kaine has a lot of bloody secrets. Her dark past clearly shows on her ugly skin. Those scars are the very thing that catches The Joker's murderous eye. Now with the help of the famous Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy and some extra villainous partners, The Joker will take what is rightfully his... Can Batman save her, or Will Kaine just have to save herself? **Warning: Brief Surgery Scene, Murder, mentions of Torture, and Child Abuse**

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

This a collection of bad puns and jokes that I find. This story was inspired by a kid in my class named Lucas. ( Thanks!)

"i don't know you in person." "what are you trying to say?" "how can you be so nice to me when all we've done is talk online?" "because i'm falling in love with you, preston." ----- preston and rob go to the same highschool, yet they are not in the same class-they barely know each other/barely discovered their existence. when their ap lit. teacher assigns them an online "penpal" ; will it be just more than an assignment as the two get to know each other? "my thoughts overflow with you" >>>>> copyright © _sarahhx, drawing credit : @paigersmanners on twitter.