louis is 5 inches tall, he is partial to salmon, he has cat ears and a tail, and he lives in harry's hair ♪ ♥ | this is a co-written story ♥ | español: my.w.tt/UiNb/eFeQACPgtH

The one where Harry acts like a fuckboy and wants to fuck Louis while calling him Princess, but Louis is a sassy little shit who doesn't deal with fuckboys.

❝i am in fact straight liam.❞ ❝you sure about that?❞ ❝positive.❞ louis has a crush on the captain of the football team; liam. liam some how knows, and enjoys teasing louis about it until he surprisingly catches feelings for louis too. © heavenharry 2015

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

In which innocent prince Louis is captured by a less than innocent pirate named Harry.

-NO TRANSLATIONS, SORRY- ---- Louis just loved the color lavender, and Harry just loved him ---- Thank you for all the memories, this story will always have a dear place in my heart. Thank you to everyone who enjoyed reading it, it was truly an adventure. See you later xo highest rankings: #1 in #harrystyles , #1 in #bottomlouis , #33 in #onedirection

Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their year. But yet, Dan is determined to find out what Phil is hiding behind his arrogant mask.

They hated each other, it was so so simple. They would simply ignore each other in the corridors, stay as far away from each other as they could and they would never dare to talk to each other. To be honest, they would always find themselves wondering what caused the hatred between them in the first place but "nothing" would always be the answer. They just hated each other. So, now you can imagine how angry they must be as they are handcuffed together for a whole week. Stuck with each other, every where they went the other came, every minute spent with the other's presence. Just imagine...

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

[DISCONTINUED] harry's a king, louis' his servant, what else could possibly happen?