Felix, a gay high school student, is trying to win his crush's heart by following the steps of a self- help book for girls on how to get a boyfriend. Published September 26, 2021 🔓 10k - 251021 🔓 25k - 230122 🔓 50k - 110722 highest rankings: (each of these blows my mind. tysm ❤️) #1 in [ lgbtfiction ] - 010422 #2 in [ funny ] - 120522 #4 in [ teenfiction ] - 221021 #4 in [ love ] - 231021 #10 in [ boyxboy ] - 221021 #10 in [ completed ] - 120522 #13 in [ comedy ] - 080722 #19 in [ pride ] - 241021

Warning : R18 Sa panahon ngayon, rare nalang ang mga virgin sa edad na 18. Based on statistics, the average age to lose virginity is 16. Unfortunately, Maia Elara is one of those rare species at 20 and to have something to share to everyone, she surround her sex life with lies. Okay na sana ang lahat ang kaso lang, may nakatuklas ng sikreto niya. Kaya niya kayang panindigan ang lahat? Will the cold, snob heartthrob keep quiet? Or will he tell everyone that The Virgin Lies.

Everyone gets a MIRACLE in life, mine happens to be TRISTAN.

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]