❝So, what is this Textroverts account about anyway?❞ ❝Pfft- I- I think- pshhh- we're breaking- pff- up-❞ ❝Stop making noises with your mouth! Have you any idea of the amount of spit your poor phone is covered in? Anyway, you guys have stickers and stuff but you also have contests and collab stories. Are you a campaign or a collab account?❞ ❝We've got the beeeeeeeest of both-❞ ❝Oh, forget it.❞ ~~~ Learn the ins and outs of the Textroverts collaboration + campaign! See how your story can be added to our reading lists, the criteria for our hashtag, how to add our sticker to your story, a summary of who we are, and much more.

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]