Really Bad Attack on Titan Pick-up lines

These are just really bad pick up lines. I was literally almost crying from laughter while writing this.

What The Hell Are We Doing In Attack on Titan?! [DISCONTINUED]

[DISCONTINUED] Time to binge watch Attack on Titan she said. It will be fun, she said. Oh, how wrong she was. All Valerie and her best friend, Alexis, wanted was a peaceful night in order to rewatch one of their favorite animes over again in one sitting. But, life decided it wasn't taking any of their shit and decided...