Parker was just a dime a dozen in the city that never sleeps. He works hard, strolls about the park, and is about the only one in New York city who would rather eat the pizza crust than the toppings. But life for him is about to change when a little bit of inspiration falls from the sky... [Dedicated to the Cerulean Warbler, a threatened bird]

"It's not my fault that dog food is only supposed to be eaten by dogs..." "You can't blame me for actually heating up an egg in the oven to see if it hatches..." "Can you stop staring at me like that? It's not like I did it on purpose..." "C'mon, you can't blame me for trying to figure out where the air vent actually leads to..." "It's not my fault that I used food-coloring as hair-dye, I wanted to dye my hair..." "...I'm just naturally random." And, that's what lands her in awkward situations. Her random ways aren't going to end anytime soon. But, with a goal to get a guy friend? Something's bound to get messy. Let the hunt for friends begin. Cover by Inferius_

humor #01 & teen fic #02 Alyssa Taylor is famous, well famous on Youtube, that is. Doing covers of popular songs and her sassy personality has gotten her from a small town in Northern California to the big city in Southern California. That isn't enough though, for Alyssa is striving for one thing: to make it in the music industry on her own. Meet Ryan Fox, singer-songwriter, notorious playboy, party-goer, and major teen heartthrob. Being a world famous star couldn't be easier with money coming from the trees and girls flinging their bodies at him. But one day the two meet, resulting in an array of misadventures between the two. The only question now is who becomes starstruck first?

After a roller-coaster of a summer, things finally seem to be put into place. Summer's now over, and the teens are now just one year closer to being seniors. Holly and Shane are together -- happier than ever. The two are inseperable, and all drama during the summer is forgotten. Now everything is just perfect for the adorable couple. ...Or is it? As for Matt, he's suddenly not so into hooking up with every girl anymore. Perhaps it has something to do with these small feelings he's starting to develop for a certain crazy pink-haired girl. But how can that be? How can someone like Matt Lavery -- popular, charming and athletic...even think about falling for someone who has almost nothing in common with him? It's crazy, right? As for Ally, she's beginning to learn what it's like to live in the real world. Getting her driver's license and working at Starbucks as her first job ever, not to mention having to put up with an annoying douchebag more than ever. It's hard to balance being her true self and becoming something she has always feared of being....grown up. If you thought the summer had enough drama for the twins or the girls, then you just might be well mistaken. Continue the hilarious, sexy journey in the second book of The Lavery Twins.

"Anorexia. When you hear it, when you say that word, you think of a girl, right?" Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the skinniest of them all? Jack Thorne has lost everything. Still struggling with guilt and grief from his fathers death, old emotions and demons from the past resurface when his best friend suddenly dies. He had nothing - until he met her. Emily Gray, a mysterious yet inviting girl that, unbeknownst to Jack, is connected to him forever. Just Jack chronicles the life of a teenage boy, on the brink of becoming a man, who develops anorexia after the sudden death of his best friend. Join him on his journey to recovery and on the rocky roller coaster of a new found love.

Charly Reed has cancer. But she hasn't told anyone yet. She has decided to live her life to the fullest and accept her impending death. She refuses treatment and goes out into the world determined to leave her mark. Nathan Blake is a dead beat, 23 year old man living in an apartment paid for by his successful older brother, William Blake. So far he has lived through a life full of nothing but disappointments. What will happen when fate and a 4 year old boy throw them together? *This story is the FIRST DRAFT*

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Hipbones. Thigh gaps. The things girls today are obsessed with. And will do anything to have. *Trigger Warnings: bulimia, anorexia. Please read with caution*

[Status: Completed - 2009] This book should be read with the knowledge that I've grown as a writer and person in the time since then. - Out of a stadium filled with 50,000 screaming girls why did he have to single out the one person that really couldn't care less. Corey Santaski, the millionaire goregous popstar, chooses Pamela Adams and her sister Jasmine to go backstage after his concert... Jase is about to hyperventilate... Pam on the other hand, is more worried that she left her hair straightner on at home, than the fact that she is living every girls dream.