"whats your favorite scary movie?" "that one my little pony movie"

He's beamed you onto his ship. What terrible sexual experiments will he perform on you? And will you get home intact? Abducted from your bed, you're now being experimented on with dreadful extraterrestrial instruments that explore and molest your most delicate regions. You know nothing but fear for the alien with the shielded face and white hair, along with his little grey 'helpers' with their long probing fingers. And yet, stuck as you are in the vast emptiness of space, there is no escape but into the arms of the very alien who's tormenting you. Beautiful, intelligent, sensual-he's much more than his sterile surroundings suggest. And it is together, your hearts and bodies firmly intertwined, that you each discover more about your two species than any experiment ever could. Note: high erotic content Part 2 of the Unnatural Instinct Series: the hard and fast, wacky and naughty sexual encounters between humans and their monstrous or magical lovers.

"So I told him I couldn't help if one boob was bigger than the other. Did he think I asked for that when I was 12?" She sighed picking at her nails. "Boys are so stupid. I didn't make fun of one his balls hanging lower than the other." "Ma'am-" "Like who does he think he is? I was willing to give him pussy- I still did- but I thought about saying no. Just saying no and leaving." "..." "Asshole." "Ma'am?" "For fucks sake dude. I'm trying to talk about my feelings and all you do is keep interrupting me. All you boys are assholes." "Are you ready to order?" She took a deep breath in and nodded even if he couldn't see her. "I'll have the 4 for 4. None of that burger shit, I want the chicken sandwich."

What is a soulmate you might ask? Your soulmate is supposed to be a person you share an intense and unexplainable connection with the moment you first meet. Your soulmate will understand you better than anyone else in the world because you share the same mind, heart, and soul, hence the term soulmate. Soulmate bonding is different for every individual, but when the click happens you will know. When it happens you immediately feel this connection like you've known the person your whole life. What will happen to your life when you attend a BTS concert with your friends and find out Yoongi is your soulmate? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The beautiful cover is made by @Purple_He4rts Highest rankings: #1 in Fanfiction out of 96,1K stories #1 in minyoongi out of 49,1K stories #1 in Soulmates out of 13,4K stories # 1 in soulmate out of 12,9K stories #1 in soumateau out of 2,76K stories Disclaimer: These are the highest rankings the story had at some point, there may be some more but these are the ones I kept a screenshot of. Currently, the story doesn't have the same ranking it fluctuates a lot.

"Screw the rules. I want you, Kim Y/N." THIS FIC WAS MADE INTO CLICKBAIT FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO COMPLAINING ABOUT KOREABOOS LOLLL ITS NOT THAT BAD GIVE IT A CHANCE you can find an audio cover on TerryTV :) Highest Ranking : [#1 in Fanfiction] BTS Park Jimin x reader High school teacher AU Translations: Spanish

Eustass 'Captain' Kid. The wildest, cruellest pirate of the Worst Generation. You should have known better than being taken alive. [Trigger warnings: dub/con, lemon, bdsm, (mild)gore, stockholme syndrome, toxic/abusive relationship] The Captain and birdie, book 1.

"That's my tattoo, Y/N, on your body. You know exactly what that means." BTS Jungkook x Reader tattoo artist AU gang AU Thanks and credits to all of the original artists of the amazing edits and fan arts, as well as the creator of the cover @namjoonkie and original artist @diatybx?❤️ Highest Ranking: [#1 in Fanfiction]

The King's Harem is actively under construction!! If you happen to be reading it currently and things are making less sense than usual that is why! Lady Allayna wanted to be an artist. She had big dreams to travel the world and use her travels as inspiration for her work. She had it all planned out...until her father came to her one night to inform her she was to enter the king's harem. With her dreams dashed she decided to try and enjoy her new life in the harem. The harem is filled with beautiful men that Allayna can't help but feel attraction for them. The problem is the men in the harem along with the king are not too fond of women. EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING- This story contains sexual situations and themes that might offend some readers. Please proceed with caution. Recommended for those 18 and up.

**A FEATURED STORY ON WATTPAD** Her New Year's Eve was supposed to be a depressing evening alone with a bowl of salsa and a plate of microwaved nachos, but a powerful force had different plans for the unconventional princess. If you like sweet romances and hilarious tales of personal growth & self-discovery, then your soul will devour NACHOS. Weighing in at just under 10,000 words, this novelette will have single & married ladies alike laughing one minute and pondering their own lives the next. It's a story that highlights the magic that exists in our everyday lives and offers hope to those who are struggling to find their Happily Ever After. One bite of NACHOS, and your perception of the world will never be the same--life will become magical. No Fairy Godmother required. To add even more fun to your reading experience, NACHOS has Easter eggs woven throughout the entire story. Sharp (and not so sharp) eyes will recognize references from: *Cinderella *Pinocchio *Wizard of Oz *Mary Poppins *Beauty and the Beast *Snow White *Harry Potter *The Gingerbread Man *Goonies *The Neverending Story *Three Blind Mice *and more! It's like the Where's Waldo of bedtime stories! Marilyn A Hepburn www.MarilynHepburn.com (Note: COVER IMAGE - Rachel Macknight in Interview Magazine November 2015 by Dominick Sheldon)

Highest Ranking: #1 WTF!!!OMG!!!Thank you so much 💕!!! "I've had enough!! I want a divorce!!" you furiously said, Jungkook rolled his eyes and...