"If I told you what I was, Would you turn your back on me?"

Beep........ "We are losing her!" One of the nurses yells. The doctor comes rushing into the room, grabbing the defibrillator. He rubs the two sparks together before placing them on Emma's chest. Her body jerks, but there is still nothing. The doctor tries again but still nothing. He tries for the last and final time. "Please work." I whisper to myself. . . . . . Nothing. All I hear is the ongoing beeping. The doctor put down the defibrillator and faces me. He gave me a heartfelt apologetic look before saying.... "I am sorry for your loss."

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

It's hard to save the day when everyone wants you dead. Colby Blanchard is having a rough time. It's hard enough being the half-blood vampire Protector. Add to it a sorority house full of Undead sisters that constantly need defending... and an onslaught of full-blood vampire attacks. Oh, and her Vampire Investigator boyfriend Thomas? May or may not be slowly getting possessed by a super Demon. So there's that. It's not easy for your friends, either. Piper Prescott, Colby's bestie, knows this well. At least she's just helping decipher some ancient texts and staying away from the rough stuff. That is, until a stranger named Hunter - with smoldering good looks and an impressive knowledge of ancient languages - offers his services to Piper. The problem is, Piper's not sure if he's into her, or if he just thinks she's the half-blood Protector... and maybe wants to, you know, destroy her. A whole new meaning to the term "finals..." With the clock ticking, Colby and Piper need to solve the mystery of the ancient texts, trap a demon before he destroys Thomas, and keep Hunter from killing anybody. While fending off Vampire Zombies. For any other girls, this would be crazy hellish. For Colby and Piper? Just another day at Psi Phi House. **Excerpt Only** If you like Dating for Demons you can get the complete novel anywhere ebooks are sold.

Half-blood vampire protector Colby Blanchard knows there's nothing like a blood sister... She's got the half-blood vampires freed from slavery or worse, execution and created a protective haven for them. She's laid the smack-down for some way-needed new laws. Things should be great, right? Um, not so much. ... except a sorority sister. Psi Phi House, the sanctuary she's created for half-bloods, seems just like any other sorority on campus. The biggest difference: new pledges are being dumped on the front lawn, bound and gagged, left by the Vampire Tribunal. Trouble in the house? With everything going on, Colby's pretty stressed and if keeping her half-blood sisters from each others' throats wasn't hard enough, leaked info on their whereabouts is bringing on some ugly, unexpected attacks. Either someone in the Tribunal wants them dead, or there's a spy in the house, watching them day or night. Or if it's a full-blood, just night... Also available, Book 1, Braced to Bite on Wattpad!

Currently being rewritten. Any chapter that has Under Revision in its title has not been touched yet. Post schedule: Sundays + sporadic posts throughout the week Rewritten chapters have added content. A long time ago when I was just a child, my parents stole a large fortune of money from a very powerful man. They spent it on their addictions and debts, thinking they had gotten away with it. But eventually, he found out and forced them to pay him back in yearly installments rather than taking their thieving hands. We paid him as we could, wither it was with money, milk from our cows or cheeses. This had gone on nearly my whole life. But this year...we have nothing to give. When he came walking through our front door I knew my entire world was about to be turned upside down. I stood in the corner of the room staring at him as he addressed my parents. He had this heartless tone when he spoke and his eyes, those vibrant green eyes set a twisting in my gut. "Sir Dominik, I-I.." My father began to panic looking around frantically. We had never missed a payment before. Our last cow had died off, so we had no milk. We were completely out of money and we had nothing valuable to offer. That's when something unexpected happened. Sir Dominik looked straight at me. "I will take her. And your debt is paid."

Never in my life has my mom ever said something so horrible, so disgusting. Never in my sixteen years of living, have I heard something so awful and cruel. When Mom said those five words, I felt like my world was ending, and that my life was over. "You're going to high school." Now, I know what you're thinking. What's so bad about high school? Well, nothing if you're a normal, responsible human. But, that's just the thing. I'm not human. I'm a vampire. And, I've watched a hundred human movies to know that high school is horrible. My life has officially ended.