Part guide, part rant. Everything I've learned on writing, from Wattpad, experience, or how-to writing books. Leave requests on the second chapter :)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Amelia is your typical cliché nerd. Shy, but sassy. She's forced to move from her home because her mother found a job elsewhere. Time for a new adventure. What happens when she meets the school's annoying bad boy? Easy, they'll hate each other. Now, what if they had to do a project together? Well that's a whole different story. Watch as Amelia and Alexander, fall into one big cliché love. ___________________ This is a story written by Easywrittings and me. It's making fun of the many romance clichés found in books and stories. How many clichés can you find? Enjoy! P.S. We desperately need a book cover. If you're interested in making one, message me or Easywrittings!

Zariah Malfoy, daughter of Harley and Draco Malfoy faces new challenges as a seventh year Ravenclaw. With the help of Augustus, an American transfer student, she will try to control her powers and visions. Will she be able to save her family from the challenges ahead? Or will she crumble and lose everything?