***This is a joke. Do not get triggered, for I repeat, this is a joke. No disrespect intended, just my sarcastic-ass version of the Bible, with more swear words. And sarcasm.***

To the citizens of Beaufort, North Carolina, Noah Callaway was the infamous bad boy who was accused of killing his brother. To seventeen-year-old Emma Atwood, the bad boy was an annoying and insensitive jerk who she was unfortunately stuck with for a long time. But the more she was stuck with him, the more she understood, the more she wanted to help him, and the more she fell hopelessly in love.

13 chapters of romance between the character from Michelle Harrison's amazing 13 treasures trilogy. Hope you Enjoy. :D

In the process of reconstructing and editing. Banner by the wonderful @splashyashy

Here you will find the funniest crap in texting. And maybe Facebook. I DO NOT OWN THIS COVER I GIVE ALL CREDIT TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THIS PHOTO

"But, I don't want to make them pay." "What?" "I don't wanna hurt them, or make them pay for what they've done to me, I just don't." "Hold on a second, you're telling me, that you don't want revenge on the people that have made your life a living hell since junior school?!" "Yes." "Why the fuck not?!" she growled. "Well, because, I believe in Karma." "What?" she paused, a small smile forming on her pretty face. "I believe that karma will deal with them, someday. Maybe not now, but one day, and if I'm lucky, I can watch it happen." "Oh, sweetheart," she purred, "That day, is sooner than you think, and birds what? You're gonna have a front row seat to the show." *** Highest rank: #4th in humor (on: 21.05.17) Winner of the emerald awards! (#1st in humor) Karma wears Stilettos, 2015 © All Rights Reserved.

Jessica Carrey was just an average teenager. Her parents decided to send her and her little brother off to summer camp. This particular camp lasted for three months. Hayden Brown wasn't your typical teenager. He had a bad past. He is considered a bad boy. His parents were the owners of the summer camp, so ultimately, he had to attend. Will Jessica and Hayden get along? Or will the hate each other? You will just have to find out. (COMPLETED!)

The 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Based on a true story. WARNING: YOU MAY GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!

Death is ready to visit a new world! Based on the published novel and Wattpad sensation, Death is My BFF is now a webcomic! Experience the story like never before now only on WEBTOON! This is a VERY rough, early draft of "Death is My BFF" and the published version looks very different! :) ****** (2014 WATTY AWARD WINNER!) The legendary Angel of Death has spared Faith Williams' divine soul. However, this merciful act comes at a price. When she turns eighteen, her soul and everything that she is, will belong to him. The problem? Faith's not going to hell without a fight. Death isn't the only creature that has taken notice in her uniqueness. Demons, monsters, one vengeful demi-god, and a notorious playboy are all wrecking havoc on her life. Torn between two worlds, Faith must decide once and for all whom she can trust, and whom she can allow herself to love, before all of hell breaks loose. Even if it means striking another deal with Death. * * * FAQ: HELLO, YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON! :) You CAN read this story without reading the Original Death series. DEATH IS MY BFF REWRITTEN is a total rewrite of the first draft of "Death is My BFF", which I wrote when I was 14. The ORIGINAL series is on my profile, but it does not line up with this book. Again, the book you are currently on is "Death is My BFF Rewritten," which is part of the Rewritten Death Chronicles, and this book does not line up with the original Death series. Again, the Rewritten Death Chronicles will share similarities to the original series, but should be considered a SEPARATE from the series I wrote when I was 14! Please enjoy!!!!! Xoxo, Katarina E. Tonks * * * JOIN THE FACEBOOK GROUP FOR THE DEATH SERIES!!! (Thank me later!!! LOL.) https://www.facebook.com/groups/308207282529485/

[OLD VERSION] [NOT EDITED] Morgana was satisfied living her normal life on Earth, until one night she was pulled into a parallel universe. Surrounded by strange and wonderful creatures, Morgana is forced to adapt to her new life, whilst the lies coiled around her old life are slowly unravelled. Her future is uncertain, all relying on whether or not she can save her new kingdom from the threat lying in the darkness. The Thariels. She is taught they are evil to the core, but when a Thariel saves her life, Morgana is unsure who speaks the truth and who she can trust. With hundreds of people counting on her to save them from an enemy that may in fact only be misunderstood, what can Morgana do?