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  • Pearl's Nasty Clam
    12.4K 36 2

    This story is pure filth. I regret writing it and I nearly vommited at one point. Needless to say I am very proud and I knew I had to share it with you. So enjoy internet! I know I didn't!

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  • Diary of a Flappy Bird | ✔️
    122K 4.5K 25

    i wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE" - @blxrryfxced © Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved.

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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • Tainted Spaghetti
    59 3 1

    Read and find out

    Completed   Mature