Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A young man and a woman sit on a hilltop, doomed to watch the same scene play out before their eyes again and again. For how long? Until they remember. {Written 2013.}

She was invincible and unfixable. She was the woman you'd been warned about since you could walk. She was the smile that robbed a million dollars, and twice as many hearts. {Written 2013.}

She's a once in a life time kind of girl. #36| non-fiction| [10.3.17] cover by - @crookednights

Sour. Was the first thing that was on Isobel's mind the first time she saw, or rather noticed Trevor. Sweet. There was something about Isobel that made Trevor's heart fluttered at the first glance. Maybe it was the light on her eyes that danced, maybe it was the kind smile, maybe it was her sweet voice. -Or maybe it was from the fact that she was nothing like him. She was sweet. He was sour. -And this is the recipe of sour sweetness, of how sweet and sour came together.

"Hey Princess" "Excuse me?" "No. You are not excused." "What? Wait, who are you?" "I am your Prince Charming." And just like that the phone call ended. --- A Dialogue Short Story --- In which 16 year old Cindy Bennet receives a call from the mysterious Prince Charming; someone whom she least expects to know in real life. But when Charming bombards her with memories she doesn't remember remembering, she realises that there's more to the phone boy than what meets the eye. --- Stunning cover by LittleYummyMuffin --- [Highest Rank #145 in Short Story]

❃One phone call will change their lives❃ (#16 in Dialogue Story)