"The Importance of Being Earnest, A Trivial Comedy for Serious People" is a farcical comedy in which the protagonists maintain fictitious personæ in order to escape burdensome social obligations.

(Doctor Who Fanfiction [OC]) - Imagine the worst thing ever. Now triple it. Now add a billion tonnes of worseness to all of it. Now, what I did was infinitely worse. It was the worst. I'd committed a genocide. Of my own people. The entirety of my species. An eternity wasted. It was all thrown away by who they thought was their hero. All I had to do was resist. But no. I betrayed and I threw that entire planet away. They were controlling me, but I should've resisted. I was planning too. But I admitted defeat. I was weak. My people, my beloved people, had relied on me to get them to the other side safely. They had for so long. But all it took was a simple button. And click. The whole planet up in smoke. Gone like it never existed. My family, friends, enemies, those I trusted. They were all gone forever. And it was all my fault. All gone. With a simple click.

"How did you end up here, with Count Olaf?" Asked Violet. "Oh well...you see, he's my biological father" I replied. Their eyes went wide. "Your his daughter!" Said Klaus. "Apparently" I replied.