Major disclaimer: Nearly all, if not absolutely all, of these rants will be, and have been, written in the heat of moment. They may, and are likely to, come off much harsher than if I wasn't frustrated and emotional. Most will most likely be written when I'm already stressed. So, they're much more likely to become far more 'mean' and abrasive than they would otherwise. A collection of some random, frustrating thoughts involving transformers, though a few rants may be more generalized. Harsh language is likely to be used. Don't like it, don't read. But I will be touching on some common, and not so common issues that can be found in transformers fanfics.

Two rogue assassins live in a world of deception. Everyone in town knows them...but no one knows where they came from. Humanized Transformers fanfiction with OCs. I do not own Transformers, but Skyfall and Freefall are mine.

Catherine Wolf has been friends with Sam Witwicky for as long as she can remember, and been in love with him for the past two years. Unfortunately, Sam has been in love with Mikeala Banes for even longer. To make matters worse, an alien race of transforming robots made of two factions-- Autobots and Decepticons-- from the planet Cybertron come to Earth searching for a powerful artifact they call the Allspark. By some strange working of fate, Catherine is pulled into a war not of her making, and finds she has a much greater role to play than she realized. A friendship will be tested, unlikely love will be found, war will be raged, and a young woman will find her place in the world. And to think it all started with a pair of glasses... (Autobot x OC 'cause y'all are fun when you keep guessing xD)

Welcome to my world. A place were you just might go insane if you stick around long enough. But that's all up to you... Find out why people think I'm insane. But am I really insane? Well that's up to you to decide. Oh and the little voice in my head says hello too. And welcome... To insanity... ((A/N! Go read the other half of this story to understand what is going on in later chapters or else you will be lost XD http://www.wattpad.com/57322722-welcome-to-clarity-chapter-1 And follow my wonderful co-author @DontTripOnYourMind :D

((UNDER HEAVY REWRITE so please stop asking if I will update this. I won't. I'm working on the /REWRITE/, not this.)) Lily's just your average teenage girl. That is until some guy points a gun at her and tries to kidnap her. After that, her life has turned upside down. How will Lily handle the situation? Especially after learning about her past and where she really is from? Sides and Sunny are G1 while everyone else is bayverse. WARNING: PLOT BUNNIES HAVE ATTACKED! DX not sure where exactly this will go... Later Sunstreaker/OC/Sideswipe (It's a gradual thing that doesn't happen right away. So yes, the relationship does start out with them being friends.) Also up on fanfiction.net. And just so I don't have to say it in every chapter. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT MY OC(s)!!! Cover image by the awesome bumbleswipe on Deviant Art! http://bumbleswipe.deviantart.com/ I will NOT and NEVER take claim to the picture being mine!! I will only claim Lily as my own creation!!