IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in August they'll be the perfectly normal, heterosexual, cisgender, son or daughter they were before they became tainted! You might've seen this prompt on your Tumblr feed about a thousand times.

Can you fall in love with someone by just reading their letters?

when tyler finds josh's instagram he scrolls through his pictures. turns out the guy has good music taste, can play drums, has nice hair, and is kinda cute. not to mention he put his kik user in his bio you will also probs be triggered by all the horrible puns and references sorry not sorry ----- lowercase intended

You've been connected with a stranger! You both like: space! VenusPhil: Hi (^-^) saturndan: hi VenusPhil: hELLo fELLo sPaCE GEEk saturndan has disconnected from chat •-• WARNING: this was my first book and it's terrible, i'm sorry in advance for the shitpost you are about to read ! you have been warnedヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!! •-• completed june 29th, 2016 at 10:18 PM

gimme love, gimme dreams, give me a good self esteem. - in which daniel howell is a hopeless romantic and philip lester is a slightly less public hopeless romantic. in which daniel howell is more than a little bit bubbly and philip lester is more than a little bit of an enigma. in which daniel howell is ensnared by the blue eyes of philip lester, and philip lester is ensnared by daniel howell as a whole. //phan au //lowercase intended //SHORT

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

dan: i don't think we were meant to create a melody. phil: no, we weren't. we were born to make a symphony. or in which phil lester tries to get piano lessons from a brown-haired boy, but he ends up loving the teacher more than the music. © hvrcrux 2017

I never thought that I would meet my best friend and soul mate inside of a hellhole like high school. But I did. It was magical, in a way. You might even say that it was just like a dream.

Phil works as a barista in the Twisted Fern coffee shop. Twisted Fern coffee shop is squished beside an alley, so no one ever really takes any notice of it. When people do find it, they come regularly and sometimes find their soulmate in their own 'Coffee shop AU'. Phil, on the other hand, doesn't really understand the concept of love. He gave up a long time ago. It used to bug him that he was alone, but now he's just accepted his loneliness as individuality. Since he works the late-night shifts, there's usually very few people or couples who just hang around. Then again, every day without fail, a brown-haired stranger always sits at the end of the bar with the same thing as always - Earlybird tea, no milk, two sugars and a BLT. Nothing ever different. Maybe Phil just wasn't looking hard enough for his soulmate. ~Mini Fic~ •Entry for Wattpad's Coffee Shop AU contest 2015•

When Draco and Hermione get paired together in the care of magical creatures class, they can only imagine months of suffering, but with a masquerade ball, and many other spine tingling events the time spent together may not be as horrible as first predicted.