Twilight finds herself in a mental asylum filled with blood thirsty ponies. When she tries to find her friends, she gets to watch them die at the hands of a silhouette. Can Twilight find the killer and save at least one of her friends?

We know how rainbows are made in Equestria.... How Applejack grows her apples.... What makes Pinkie Pie's (or shall I say Pinkamena's?) cupcakes so good.... But how does Derpy make her muffins? The genre of this is horror FOR A REASON. Read at your own discretion.

What would ponies say if they could have genetic perfection? If they'd been told they had been born Designer-fashion-quality hearts beating with common blood? "No finances required", the scientist says At the sight of their pocketboooook... "You deserve to be cured of what makes you impure." "With the right tool in hand and in hoof Let's take a peek inside And see what what we can do To make you NEW..." Cover art by Emala Jiss