You're hot. Ehehehe get it?

Oh yay, more bad fanfics! Welcome to the book that makes Edward Cullen and Bella Swan even worse. At least it's a better love story than Twi- Oh, wait...

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

A collection of strange but interesting things I have seen on Wattpad- and what I have to say about it. Highest ranking: #28 in Rants | Ongoing |

this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

quiet in the lobby

The beloved anime Ouran High School Host Club takes a turn into the direction of the United States of America, as Barack Obama, a young girl,joins the group of a lifetime. However, due to her appereance, everyone thinks she is a male. Will she make it though the school year? -Cast- Barack Obama- Haruhi Fujioka Mitt Romney- Tamaki Suoh Raini Rodriguez- Renge Hoshakuji George Washington- Kyoya Ootori Donald Trump- "Honey" Haninozuka Abraham Lincoln- Takashi Morinozuka George W. Bush- Hikaru Hitachiin Jeb Bush- Kaoru Hitachiin

[Warning: Contains lemon.. Kinda.] When cleaning up his master's mess, Genos finds a rather attractive appliance. It didn't just catch his eye, but his heart as well. When disaster strikes, it's up to Genos to show it just how much he loves her. This essentially Genos trying to get bread out of the toaster, with a lot of implied innuendos. He's a cyborg, I'm not sure how you thought that was gonna go.

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

This chair has been through everything.. being sexual assaulted.. being thrown at people.. coming from a bad home.. at the time of the war of chairs..... If anyone was caught having a chair, they would be exucuted.. Read the rest