**Trigger Warning: Self Harm, Abuse, Alcoholism** Dan Howell and Phil Lester never got along. Mostly because Dan took out his horrid home life on the people at school and Phil happened to be an easy target. But when things take a turn for the worse in both of their lives, they're forced to get to know each other better and discover things about themselves they never guessed.

To: Phil Phil, it's Dan. Please talk to me. I'm dying here.

Harry has had weird years at Hogwarts, but his sixth year is possibly the most confusing and weirdest year. Hermione is moody, Snape keeps disappearing, Professor Dumbledore seems to hide something from him and Draco Malfoy is acting strange and clingy around Harry. This might prove to be the weirdest year at Hogwarts yet.

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((GOING THROUGH A REWRITE - BE PREPARED FOR CONFUSING TIME SKIPS AND POV CHANGES)) The war is over and our heroes return to Hogwarts to complete their final year. But when Professor Trelawney makes a startling prophecy the friends have new problems on their hands and they can't solve them alone. With new romances blossoming and their NEWT exams just around the corner, can they prevent the Dark Lord from returning once more? **Cover by GladYouCame**

Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

The boy with the swallows and the green eyes is hidden beneath knitted sweaters and big lies. Will one dare change everything?

Holland Mercado, or as she likes to be called, Holly, is fairly normal. Her life goes from normal to impossibly abnormal when the members of British-Irish boy band One Direction barge into her house after being chased by fans. Her sister is out of town for two weeks and her best friend Olivia is staying with her until she comes back...but now Holly has five unexpected guests, too. It just so happens that she and Olivia are in for a series of hot guys, surprises, pranks, and maybe a little bit of falling in love...

Erin Collins is just an average 18 year old from Wisconsin. She spends the summer in Ireland with the intention of learning more about her family history, but while she's there she encounters something far more interesting: One Direction.