~THIS BOOK HAS NOT YET BEEN WRITTEN- PLEASE KEEP READING FOR AN EXPLANATION~ Here's what's up -- the fate of the world rests in your hands. In recent years, since the evil organization H.Y.D.R.A. rose once more, and with it, a group of powerful superhumans and geniuses, danger has become more and more prominent with each coming year. The world is constantly under attack... and the heroes the world knows so well... they can't last forever... can they? So, selected by the infamous Nick Fury, and under the leadership of the renowned Avengers, a group of 18 warriors emerge, the finest soldiers, inhumans, spies, tricksters, and thieves... The world isn't perfect, but neither are they, so it's only fitting that the New Avengers will one day become the new defenders of Earth... *** Something is stirring... but it's not disposable Marvel Villain No. 9, it's an original new collab from a variety of authors... and by variety, I mean there's two of us, @jordieblob16, and @Marvel_Grl. But we'd love to change that... WE NEED COWRITERS! If you love Marvel, and also writing, stay tuned! We have an idea... you've caught a glimpse of what it entails if you've read the blurb above and didn't just skip down to this... you slackers... (I kid -- but there will be a test later). Yup, a new team of writers and a new team of Avengers (but you'll still see all of your favorites, don't fear) that you can be a part of! Leave a message, follow, or keep reading and you'll surely stay in the loop. Fame and fortune are at your fingertips, so feel free to let us know if you're interested in any of that... ;) Now, I have a test to get ready... -Jordie (jordieblob16)

This is a miscellany. A bag of sparks and mischief, and, spilled out of it, goats eating clotheslines. There are no similar stories. :)))

~in which i give greek tragedies a run for their money. euripides, i'm coming for your brand.~ a.k.a. i set up a common plot and then ruin the happy ending!!!!

•Welcome, welcome all you humans to the planet of randomness• •Comment if you want to• •Well that's it...I guess• •Book 2 is out. It's I love Alpacas•

My FIFTH random book! :) Title because Avi Kaplan. ;) Also, I figured I'd stick with the theme from the last book where I used a line from a song in the title. Be prepared for FIFTY more chapters of yet more insanity! Enjoy! BJKaplan <3

Okay, we all pretty much know what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but we all want more. Something new. Something weird. Something slightly PG-13. Well, here you go. The truth about Star Wars (aka the Star Wars Urban Dictionary aka your new favorite book.) Read on for weirdness. (THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. It's supposed to be a book set up like Urban Dictionary, a website with definitions for everyday words [and also fandom-y things like Star Wars] written by people online. They can be weird at times, but that makes them funny. Don't read if you don't like Urban Dictionary.)

Platypuses? Platypi? Platypeople? You know what I mean...

RANDOMNESS BOOK FOUR!!!! Prequels: "Keep Calm and Be Random", "One Does Not Simply Have Too Many Fandoms", and "There and Back Again: A Fangirl's Journey". 50 more chapters of fangirliness, rants, fangirliness, random stuff, and fangirliness. Also, fangirliness. Enjoy! BJKaplan <3

-The Boredom Book of TarwaRedwood- You heard me, a boredom book! A book where I get to be bored! Hooray! BEWARE! I'M RANDOM! But aren't we all? Enjoy my randomness! COVER BY: @wonderlandwriter <3 Random #112 | Humor #216

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