Mabel and Dipper Pines were excited about the coming winter break. At last, a break from all the stress from their college. But until Bill Rephic becomes Dipper's partner for an over break project. The twins had winter break already figured out: Going to their parent's house over the course of it. How were they even going to deal with Bill? WKUHH OHWWHUV EDFN Cover art by Elentori

Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

DE•VO•TION- (noun) passionate and selfless affection and dedication to a person I, James Buchanan Barnes, am without a doubt devoted to Steven Grant Rogers. That's how it is now and that's how it was then. For as long as I can remember, Steve has been my everything. Since the day we met... (Pre-War Stucky Story)

"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."

Everyone always thought that it was Clyde who was closest to Craig. Everyone always thought that Craig couldn't care less about someone outside of the group of people he hung out with on a daily basis. Everyone always thought that Craig was straight. No one ever thought Craig Tucker could possibly be in love with an anxiety stricken mess of a man, or that they were secretly dating.