iCarly has been on for a few years. And within each seasons there is someting randomly said. They are hilarious. Well here's a few :)

Calling all girls who want to grow their hair long and healthy: from personal and from research here are some tips that will keep your hair looking beautiful rain or shine and help it to grow in no time! :D

You know Jenna Marbles as a funny girl on Youtube, but, what if she had to be a tribute in the Hunger Games? How will she make it out of the arena alive? P.S. Best read in Jenna's voice.

Sam is the most promising swordsman among this year’s crop of Paladin trainees...and knows it. Brash, cocky, and unbeatable with a sword (well, almost), Sam is the kingdom of Thule’s best hope against the violence wrought by demons. The only problem is that Sam is really Lady Samantha, daughter of the seventeenth Duke of Haywood, and if her father has his way, she’ll be marrying a Paladin, not becoming one. But Sam has never held much interest in playing damsel-in-distress, and so she rescues herself from a lifetime of boredom and matrimonial drudgery. Pity that Tristan Lyons, the Paladin assigned to train her, is none other than the hero of her childhood. He hasn’t recognized her as Lady Samantha--yet-- but if he does, he’ll take away her sword and send her packing. Sam is not the only trainee hiding secrets: Braeden is a half-demon with a dark past that might be unforgivable. Sam, Braeden and Tristan set out for the western coast, charged with rooting out an infestation of demons that has made the West unlivable. As they travel, they uncover a deep-seated corruption of power that threatens to derail everything they stand for. Rebellion stirs, led by a rival faction of warriors who tempt Sam to join them with an irresistible offer. A war between men is coming, and Sam must pick a side. Will saving the kingdom cost her life -- or just her heart? Reminiscent of Mulan, but with a medieval fantasy twist, Paladin is a tale of adventure, action, and romance.

Have you ever had the craving for brownies, but don't have the time? Well, I have come to save you! Make these in around 3 minutes. They taste like normal brownies, but they DON"T HAVE EGGS in it! Enjoy!

Hello I will be making some short stories, I'll add to this whenever I'm in the writing mood; enjoy. Hehe. :3

I don't know.. its like mindless ramblings of a cat more than a story. Hehe