❝ would you please stop spamming my imessage with emojis ❞ ❝ uh, no ❞ - a book of random malum conversations © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

❝ how do you want to pay? cash or with a check? ❞ ❝ is love also an option? ❞ - in which calum is a broken teenage boy who sells his body for sex and michael looks for a hook up [warnings: mpreg, girly!calum] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

❝ i hate christmas ❞ ❝ but not this year ❞ - in which michael hates christmas, calum wants to change his mind and where they fall in love in 24 days [this may be a christmas story but you can read it all year if you're into malum fluff, really] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

[ SEQUEL TO 'COLLABORATION' ] ❝ the wifi connection here sucks ❞ ❝ but that's not important if the connection between us works perfectly ❞ - in which calum and michal experience the ups and downs of a youtuber relationship [side lashton] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

collaboration {kəlabəˈreɪʃn/}; the action of working with someone to produce something (for example: videos or songs) - in which calum has a youtube channel called 'collabcal' and michael's weekly highlight is to watch his videos [side lashton] first place in the 2014 holiday bromance awards, malum category! © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

"Liebe. Mhh, mal sehen was ich darüber weiß.Achja, Edward liebt Bella, Jack liebt Rose,Tarzan liebt Jane, David Hesselhoff liebt es betrunken Burger zuessen und das schüchterne Mädchen aus meiner Klasse den lauten Macho , der sich jeden Tag zehn Kilo Gel in die Haare schmiert.Also so gesehen ist Liebe also nichts für mich." ......................................... ©_elljen_ cover by _elljen_

›› suddenly, i fell in love ‹‹ [side lashton] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved