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His Serenity by Stella_Cadante
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In the realm of guns, lies, deception and beasts, an angel was born "Damn it!" ---
Area 51 Raid Memes by _Slytherin-Queen_
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Yes. I know. I can't help myself! I'm addicted!! If I keep adding them to my randomness book it'll fill up >.< Godric help me >.<
Royal Meets Rogue by MommaShifter
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What happens when Royal blood and normal blood collide? With her new witch friend and the Moon Goddess giving her a second chance, what does she do when she finds out her new mate is the King of all werewolves? *Cover by @averysummers*
A Secret Service [NOW PUBLISHED] by joymoment
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Now available in paperback! "I LOVE IT!" - CarniaHolmes "I'm going to break your nose, because I don't like your face," Carter said. She pointed to Zac. "I'm going to dislocate your other shoulder, just to make them even." She cocked her head and gave the main guy a sickly sweet smile. "I'm going to break your wrist, taking away your baseball career. And finally you, Finch," she said, looking to the last guy. "I'm going to bust your ankle because I don't like the way you walk." She slid her hands into her pockets. "Now, how does that sound to all of you? And please feel free to look amused, skeptical or patronizing at this point. I'll have all the more fun wiping the expressions off your faces." Carter Owens, daughter of a Secret Service agent, is trained to disassemble any weapon, any situation, and anyone. Her biting sarcasm and razor-sharp mind make her impossible to beat in a word fight and when talking doesn't work, she uses her fists. She attends Hamilton Prep, Washington D.C.'s most prestigious high school, where everyone is related to someone in power, except her. When Hamilton Prep receives a flood of new students, Carter's role as social outcast changes when she makes two unexpected friends. Friends who are hiding a secret. As Carter uncovers the truth, she confronts challenges she is unequipped to handle and finds herself in a dangerous situation. For a girl trained to see everything, Carter never saw this coming. "This is one of those books that seem like it won't be really good, but then it's mindblowing-ly amazing and then you're questioning life =)" - rwrites07 "#rr for like the 10th time haha love this book" - tahls16 "I loved this book, it wasn't cringey cliche or stupid. I normally hate third person books but I loved this and all the characters, especially carter." - lenathedov Editor's Choice Talk of The Town #1 Teen Fiction, #1 Fiction #1 Love #1 Completed #1 New Adult #1 Friendship #1 Funny #1 Drama
My Dear Alpha, You Will Regret Rejecting Me. [#Wattys2015] by simone_08379
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Every since I was a little girl I adored the idea of mates and what it was like having one. What I didn't know was if you lost your mate you forget how to do everything, from smiling to the point where you forget to eat some days. I was nine when I lost my father. My mom became a wreck, she stopped paying attention to me, she stopped smiling, and she doesn't eat. But what happens when I find my mate who is Alpha of the Blood Moon pack, one of the most feared packs in the United States? •••••••••••••••••••••••••• I was on my phone texting when I was pulled into the Janitor's closet. "Ow did you really have to do that whoever you are?" Then a hand was placed on my cheek, I was going to hit it off when I felt it. Sparks. "You're my mate, and you're too weak for me," "I'm sorry you feel that way, Alpha" "I Tyler Black Alpha of The Blood Moon pack reject you, Aerial Marie Love." In my mind I was in tears, but not on the outside. "My Dear Alpha, You will regret rejecting me." ************** Sequel: Saving Farrah
2.4 | Knight In Distress ✓ by hepburnettes
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When Darcy Evers rescues Miles Callaghan, she doesn't expect anything in return. But then Miles falls head over heels in love with her; debunking every theory she's ever had about boys and how quickly they fall in love. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2014 by Noelle N.
Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*] by 3pointt14
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Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m
Dead and Not Buried by makeandoffer
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Leah Preston was a normal 17 year old girl, until she wakes up and finds herself staring at her own lifeless body. She has no idea what happened to her or how she died, and the only person who can see her is her sworn enemy Jared. Neither of them have a choice, they must put their differences aside in order to find out what really happened to Leah and how she died, or better yet, who killed her, while at the same time fighting each other and the feelings they are beginning to develop. ©makeandoffer