❝You're crazy, Ben,❞ ❝As if. Wait until the squirrels attack, then we'll see who's crazy,❞ ❝Whatever,❞ ✎✐✎ In which a guy and a guy figure out when and how the squirrels will attack. A story told in dialogue between two eight-year-old boys. ✎✐✎ Started - 21st May, 2017 Finished - 27th May, 2017 Highest rank: #444 in Humor - 28th May, 2017 Cover by @Horizoners

Reasons To hate Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a bad, bad man. But it's funny to write about him so read this and laugh, too. PSA: broskis, I do not like trump, I am not a supporter, I am writing this because I think it is funny! Toodaloo

22 years after Trumperica... Once Trumperica, always Trumperica. The Trumpists are back, and this time, with a much better leader. Victor Trump is a successful young businessman, and the grandson of the infamous dictator, Donald Trump. Lacelett "Lacey" Emerson and Jaylene Mann are the daughters of Senator Madeline Udana Emerson and the famous video game designer, Rylee Mann, both of whom are renowned for ending Donald Trump's tyranny. Hammond Bell is the Republican nominee in the 2040 Presidential election, and his wife, Kiara Bell, is a hard working doctor. Will these totally unrelated people come together to protect American ideals, or will Trumperica be back...this time, permanently?