Official Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEWJW9cJiNw&feature=youtu.be Ordinary girl? She used to be. Lynne Rose used to have a normal life, directioner, soon to be starting university. Until a certain dark eyed boy came into her life and flipped it all around. What happens when you get the chance to have Zayn Malik himself message you on kik. Lynne used to know Zayn when they were younger before X-factor, before One Diretion. While talking Zayn and Lynne got a little dirty and were sexting each other. One day faith puts them both in the same place and now their in this crazy adventure together. They'll have to face love, hate, pain, heartbreak and sadness. Just follow their adventure when it all started with a kik.

i wrote this when I was young and my writing was bad. Please bear with me. Apprently ppl liked this.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

its pretty self explanatory.

damn lily, back at at it again with the smut books !

in which two troubled young adults talk about how much their lives suck whilst smoking cigarettes and waiting for the public bus to arrive.

and it started with her getting the wrong number [top rankings: #28 in short story, #80 in fan-fiction] © circumstance

It started with a dare….

Emily is the usual college student, trying to eventually work her way up into getting accepted to Medical School. She meets Harry Styles, charming, funny, and the biggest sweetheart. They begin to develop a strong friendship.. Harry wants more. One problem, Emily's not going to leave her boyfriend, Brandon, for someone she just met. Will Harry get the girl? or will he be.... Friend Zoned. © DO NOT COPY THIS STORY! *Copyright Violators Will Suffer The Consequences*

WARNING: This contains mature content such as sex, drugs, violence. Zoe Fray has just moved to Bradford when she meets Zayn - a guy from her neighborhood who's got the looks of a Calvin Klein model, and an arrogant yet alluring bad boy attitude. For some reason Zoe quickly catches Zayn's eye, and when he starts using his irresistible charm on her, Zoe's new friends tell her to stay away from him, saying he has a bad reputation including drugs, crimes and girls. Can Zoe trust him and put up with his bad reputation or is he really nothing but trouble?