Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Erik thought he had seen all weirdness and cruelty of the world. Well until he meets a chorus member who changes everything with an odd twist. She will change Erik's fate if he so chooses. I DO NOT OWN THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

If there was one thing she was terrified of, it was losing me. And after four years, vice versa. She was the one person I never wanted to lose, the one person I couldn’t handle losing. And I lost her. Jayden thought she was a perfectly normal girl who just happened to have weird dreams about being a completely different person, a gun shooting, ass-kicking Time Lady with the fake name Artemis. It's not until she meets the Doctor that she realizes that those weren't just dreams. As a Time Lady again, can she get over the pain of her past? Can she handle the pain to come?

Rose and the Doctor find themselves in a mysterious land filled with illusions, love and excitement!