Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are from the internet k bye

Humans and Monsters have been living together on the surface for a while now, but humans still don't seem to accept them in the community. Not all humans accept monsters, and now they are treated as low lives. You are a human who lives with your adoptive monster parents, and you can't understand why no other human can see how pacifistic they really are. After going to your favorite diner, Grillby's, you meet a monster who has the potential to change your life forever. Will the encounter be fate, or was it the mysterious pun master's intention?

In this world, you dance for your life. But in your world, dancing is just a part of your act. When helping Frisk with their stamina by dancing up Mt. Ebott, you find yourself in a rather monstrous situation. Lace up your dancing shoes, it's about to get funky in here. [Unfinished] ((Sorry... I'll try to finish it in time but I'm unsure how long that'll tale.))

Dancing has always been a part of you. It was a way to express how you were feeling without having to tell anyone. It was also a way to forget and let go of the awful situations you seemed to find yourself in. Which was unfortunately a lot. After running away from the death of your parents, you find yourself entering a strange city full of dancers, monsters and humans alike. You meet a skeleton while dancing in the middle of the forest late at night and over time start to develop strange feelings for him. Feelings that can make people do crazy things. While living in the city, you struggle with mean girlfriends, crazy adventures, confusing love, rivalries, a secret identity, competitions, and of course, dancing. You also struggle with two lives, the life of Y/N and the life of Myst. It's hard enough living one life, but when the other has fame and reputation, it's even harder to let go. But what happens when the person you love most finds out who you really are? ((COVER ART IS NOT MINE))

*Discontinued* This is the original version of Can You Hear Me? in it's unedited form. Monsters were back on the surface! But not everyone was happy with the change... though you aren't one of those people! Happy as a (relatively) popular singer, you were oblivious to the growing discontent. That is, until you met Mettaton's friends! The eventful evening changes your life in more way then one, but where you'll end up you don't know just yet. P.S. I do not own Undertale! If I had to give this story an age rating I'd say maybe 14+ or PG 13 I do use swearwords, there is violence, and there may be topics some people aren't as comfortable with. Of course nothing is stopping you from reading, just do so at your own discretion and know I've given you fair warning.

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"Five halfbloods and the blessed, Shall determine the hero's quest. A set destruction, or your own, The five must choose one to succumb." A new prophecy is given. The fate of the Wizarding World lays in the hands of five demigods and Harry Potter. NOTICE: WRITTEN BEFORE THE TRIALS OF APOLLO. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. •Takes place after BoO and during OoTP •All the cover rights go to @AsiaMoonfield! She is literally one of the best people I've met on Wattpad. :) Started: 10/29/14 Last Updated: 12/19/16