Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Think you know EVERYTHING about One Direction? Think again... This books contains the STRANGEST facts about One Direction but guess what... THEY'RE ALL TRUE! Wanna know their penis sizes? or Which member knew all the words to the Hannah Montanna soundtrack? or many other mind blowing facts? READ TO FIND OUT WARNING!! SOME FACTS MAY CAUSE YOU TO HYPERVENTILATE AND DIE AND ONCE YOU START READING IM JUST SAYING THAT I AM NOT THE CAUSE OF YOUR DEATH OK?? IT WAS YOUR CHOICE TO READ :)