Wattpad is like a dysfunctional family that seems to have a family gathering all year round... And some of them write stories. What I'm trying to say is that there are many types of people on Wattpad and some of them are pretty funny.

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Just some random girlxgirl oneshots. I am just writing these for fun so don't expect perfection from every story. Also, if you are looking for smut, this is not the place. Goal:5.5k reads 169 votes

Devon Raines was a fan of one night stands and pure lust. Romance was never in her future, she was done with that. She didn't even believe love existed anymore. So how does she explain how she feels about her latest one night stand? How can she explain how she smiles when she sees her and hates when other people flirt with her? How can she explain anything that's been going on since this girl wormed her way through Devon's giant walls and into her heart? How can she explain what Sara Bradock has done to her 'perfect' life?

A writer with writer's block meets a trouble maker with time to waste. cara delevingne one shot.

Hello, awesome person! Yes, Ye who reads this word Welcome to the Quote Book! This is a collection of various inspiring, motivating, or straight up humorous quotes from many different great minds throughout human history. A collection of inspiring quotes found by @fUZZI_Lin and @haruishii

Two girls. One from a cult, One from a typical American city. One of them never learnt how to love, The other one never knew who to love. Until... A Rumspringa, A gay pride, And a meeting.

Art is whatever we want it to be. It's definition malleable as it passes through person to person. The same can be said about aesthetics. As human beings, we are all different and find beauty in many things and what we define as beautiful differs from person to person, young and old, meek and bold. Art is equal to beauty, it is unique to the individual and special to those who can see the passion behind it. Carter shows her art by leaving indelible ink stains on people's skin, a mark that can never be erased: the mark of her masterpiece. Harry, on the other hand, spreads art wherever he goes with a simple gesture, kind words, and, of course, the ink on his skin. She's looking to make her mark. He's looking to win her heart. ©StylisticMoods2015 Edited and Revised August-September 2016

Filled with sad sayings and quotes. Warning: you'll probably feel sad. Read at your own risk **None of these quotes/sayings are written by me unless stated otherwise** ☻ I'm always here if u need someone to talk to, just message me :) [Highest Rank in Poetry: #1 as of 12/9/2016] ♚♚♚