Lori is just like your average, schizophrenic sixteen year old. Apples is her mental companion, and together they go on some pretty weird adventures. By the way, everything Lori sees and experiences is because of her schizophrenia, and doesn't actually happen to her, unless she physically does something like digs in the garden. Anyway, please enjoy my crazinesssss!! XD

Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

"It's time to start something new and trust the magic of beginnings."