CRACK FIC!

Deep in the far off distant galaxies lies The Realm Keeper Akita and she reads in her special book about an interesting boy named Itachi Uchiha and his life sounds sad to her. Her plan is to go back in time before he kills off his clan so she can take his place and stop his suffering. Will she succeed? Will Father time get in her way? Will her mother support her or be against it completely. This is her fate! This is the tale of The Realm Keeper.

Hitomi Taki is planning on being one of the greastest Shinobi there ever was. She won't let anything get in her way. Not even fluffy bunnies. She has no intentions on falling in love, ever! In fact she doesn't even seem to believe in it. It's just a worthless emotion. But a certain Uchiha seems to think otherwise. Can she resist him? Will the personaliy differences clash? Hitomi never even liked him, so why is she feeling this way now? Will she be able to become that great Shinobi? Will she actually give in to her feelings or rid herself of them? As he tries to avenge his clan she tries to desperately get a hold of herself to be the best. All is fair in love and war. >>First Book of Three<< Second: Forsaken Innocence Third: Ardent Acquisition

Um well... my name is Ren Irobi and my parents died when I was young. Minato took me in as his student, forming a team (Ouch!). But then I guess he died protecting the village and my friends/teammates died also, except me and another named Kakashi Hatake. So over the years I was pretty much alone, kind of. (Just wait!) One boy did change me though,(Stop it!) a boy named Naruto (Ouch!). I took him in, since I hated how people treated him and also I made a promise. So now I'm stuck with Naruto being his new mother. (Ouch!) Also taking care of Sasuke too (Ouch! Quit it!), so when they form a team and my old team mate is their sensei, I don't know what will happen! Well I'm done now so I have to take Sasuke and Naruto home now....Ouch! Ok, ok we're going! Ouch Sasuke! Naruto!

Hitomi is back, and is ready to kick ass at the chunin exams. She feeling pumped, especially with her new boyfriend by her side. She's feeling invincible, as if nothing could stop her from having a happy ending. That is, except for one thing: Orochimaru. One of the three legendary Sanin have come to reclaim the lone surviving Uchiha, and his power. Wanting nothing more than revenge on his brother, Hitomi isn't so sure if his love for her is more powerful than the vehemence in Sasuke's cold heart. She does all she can, but all the time questioning her abilities. Could she ever be enough for the Raven-haired boy? >>Second Book of Three<< First: Love is a Weakness Third: Ardent Acquisition

Aisa is cursed. Her beauty is unmatched, thus making her irresistable and the eye of every boy in the clan. But this is only half her pain. Used at a young age, Aisa was made into a containment for the ever powerful Kageokami. This was unknown to the clan, and so they treated her as a normal person. With their support, she exelled in the way of shinobi. The day of her graduation exam, the village was attacked by an unknown enemy and the clan was scattered to the four winds. Seperated from her brother and her friends, Aisa was soon found and captured. Never learning the identities of her captor and his right hand man, she was tortured and expiremented on. Biding her time and hiding her true condition, she eventually escaped So close to her freedom, her captor confronted her and the fought. Realizing she couldn't win in her condition, she acted out of fear and despiration. She tapped into the power of her clan. Finally wearing out her captor, she turned to leave, when a sharp pain peirced the flesh of her neck. With an evil chuckle and a few words, he left her there to bleed. Willing herself onward, she stood and slowly moved on. When she finally collapsed, she was sure this was the end. Closing her eyes, she passed into unconciousness. She knew not of the silver-haired man that discovered her. She never felt his arms pick her up and hold her fast as he sped through the forest and to his village. She never woke as the man gave her over to the medics, nor as they did all they could to save her. This is the story of 13 year-old Aisa, new genin of the Hidden Shadow village, and her adaption to life in the Hidden Leaf.... And it all begins with an awakening....

Mononoke Kiyomizu, sweet, funny, pretty, and also labelled as Konoha's new town lunatic. While being 1 of 2 of the Kiyomizu 'twins' that just moved to town she as well as her equally strange brother can both do things no other person in the world have ever though to do. Just what that is...well if only people could actually 'see' the way they do, then they would know exactly what was holding them in the air when the Kiyomizu's used their special gifts. But obviously with great power comes great disaster. Soon after moving to Konaha, Mononoke or 'Momo' becomes a ninja on team 7 and becomes the weirdest person alive to them when they suddenly 'see' the world through her eyes. Then with Momo's sudden personality change they begin to wonder just who she really is. Whether or not she will show them will also be a mystery, that is if she knows herself. And what starts the drama and confusion among Momo and the rest of team 7 you might ask, well just a simple un-ended game, with an unknown outcome.

This is a story. A story for you. HAH! Sorry. Anyways! I decided to write this one day when I was really bored cuz I thought it would be really fun. Which it is! Just a forwarning, for those of you that don't like fan-fiction written in first person, this is in first person cuz it's about Noir and I :P lol but either way, I hope you like it! messagerateenjoy!? :D Author: Sora

Naruto no Kitsune Naruto is placed under a severe Genjutsu that makes him suffer his past as a child. The Kyuubi finds him in his mind and is the one to save him. After he wakes up he seems fine, until he starts acting like a fox along with growing the ears and a tail to prove it.