Sasuke is a single Vampire demon and he is looking for a Mate. Who's the mate? --- Warning: Sexual actions, cursing, perviness

Hi I'm Uzumaki Naruto,18 years old. I have a secret crush on Sasuke Uchiha. I really hate school because the school I attended is a super perverted school, every single student in there are perverts. Like seriously they are all gays and they want to have sex with me. Sasuke Uchiha although he is a gay he doesn't show it. He stares at me like every time when we have classes together. I don't think Sasuke likes me back tho. WARNING: I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. Rankings: #54- Sasunaru #92-sasunaru #107-perverted

Uchiha Sasuke gets a rude awakening when a little boy arrives at his office with a note saying "It's time to be a father bastard..." Is this a joke? Nope, its not even the beginning of whats to come. (Warning: Nothing serious only suggestive language. ~ I don't own the naruto franchise. Tis a fanfiction story I created.) (Undergoing rewrite for some parts)