Tom and I were childhood best friends. And were convinced that we were funny. So convinced that, when we grew up, we drove across the country to make our mark writing comedy in Los Angeles. And against all odds, we did. Until one day, Tom told me something about himself. Something shocking, something I never expected. A secret that would change everything. Our friendship had survived the hellish halls of High School and the cut-throat studios of Hollywood. But would it survive this? A work of fiction inspired by true events, "PRONOUN PROBLEMS" is the hilarious and heartbreaking story about what happens to a guys' friendship when one of them stops being a guy. (Cover by the talented and oh-so-patient @Lucyface, aka Lucy Rhodes.)

In the late nineties asexuality is all but ignored as an orientation. Jess doesn't understand her complex array of emotions or why she finds it so hard to relate to her fellow classmates. Catholic high schools and churches simply don't address the issue, and the internet is still nascent. Jess can't tell anyone the truth. Not even her best friend Care. Instead, she hides behind the guise of faith. Behind a mask of celibacy. Until she meets Eric, that is. He lets slip that he's asexual, and Jess wants to learn more. --- Watty Winner 2021 for best cover, best YA, and the Wattpad Books prize! --- Status: completed and unedited Rating: PG-15 for moderate language and frank discussions about sexuality Genre: teen fiction romance featuring two heteroromantic ace characters --- Cover designed using Canva Pro August 2020 --- Please note: This work is a teen fiction novelization of my multimedia novella "Mask of Celibacy".

"Sure, it was robots this time. But who's to say that it won't be zombies next time? And when the zombies do come, who's going to be ready for it? Me." - Marietta "I mean, like, say what you want about the robots, but at least they weren't gross!" - Lila Welcome to the long-awaited sequel to the irreverent and uproarious 2015 Watty Award-winning EVERYONE DIED + MY iPHONE STOPPED WORKING! It's been three years since humanity was *almost* wiped out and the lucky survivors are now breathing easy, confident that they no longer have anything to fear from murderous robots. And indeed, they do not. But unbeknownst to them, there is another extinction-level threat on the horizon. It's a ferocious new enemy... and it smells terrible. Cover art courtesy of my ridiculously talented friend Dave Pressler. http://www.davepresslerart.com

You're an athlete, simple as that. You've thought about dancing, but you figured it was never your strong suit. One day, your friends drag you to their dance practice and you are introduced to their friends. In the group of new-monster-friends, one of them catches your eye. Suddenly, dancing doesn't seem like a bad idea...

Press your fingers together, zip your lips shut, and throw away the key. Once it's time to be free, go fetch that golden key and speak. Unless someone stole your golden key and threw it in the depths of the Black Sea; your nightmares and worst fears. ---- "Even if it kills me a second time." ---- The series- First book: "Lost in Despair" -Finished Second book: "No More Time" -Currently writing Third book: "Can't Hang On" -Work in progress

In world where no one can see any color one might ask, why? Why could humans only see grey, black, and white? Well that's simple, have you ever heard the legend of the monsters? Legend says they are still alive, though most humans don't believe. A single book tells the story of soulmates, and the Hue Drain. Many generations ago, when monsters and humans lived in harmony, everyone was given a serum. This serum, The Hue Drain, took away your ability to see color unless you and your soulmate are touching. Once both knew they were soulmates, the color would stay as long as they loved one another; even after death. There was only a single catch. If you were a human, your soulmate was a monster and vice versa. So what are humans to do when all monsters disappear, presumably dead? They pray the legend of the Angel is true. (Please give this a chance, I worked really hard on this and I love this idea. More info in the first part.) Started: August 14, 2017 Finished: N/A 5K Views: June 2 (or maybe June 1st), 2018 Y'all.. I'm crying... 💙 10K Views: November 8, 2018 I feel so appreciated! Thank you all for enjoying this... mess of a fan fiction 🥰 15K Views: May 20, 2019

You have lived in the underground for 4 months now, and had befriended the most adorable cinnamon roll ever, Sans. However, you couldn't help but to gain feelings for his brother, Papyrus, even if Papyrus pretty much hated you. Could you change his mind? Get him to fall in love with you? There was only one way to find out. Reader's gender is not specified! Also Papyrus doesn't smoke in this story, sorry if you wanted that! Credit to Dizplicity for the artwork! Please check them out, they're amazing! http://dizplicity.deviantart.com/

Gone. In a single moment, in the blink of an eye, everything you have ever known or cared for is eradicated. Hopes and dreams, traditions and stories that date back centuries have been erased without thought or care. Nothing matters and no one will ever live again to pass on the memories and stories of what was lost. Except you. You are the anomaly, the glitch that survived when all else could not. When your universe was destroyed, you found yourself stranded, alone, afraid in a white world without end. But there's little time to rest when you discover that your universe was merely a grain of sand on a much bigger ocean. Whole other worlds thrive in different plains of existence, and they're all going to war. In a desperate power-struggle for the upper hand, you find yourself an unlikely ally. The future seems certain, chaos will win and the universe will be plunged forever into violence and bloodshed. And it will take a lot more than a miracle to win.

Humanity is divided over one thing---the Monsters' reappearance. Some believe that they should stay aboveground, and others think that they should be sent back to where they came from. Then, there are those like you who don't quite know what to think yet. What will happen once you become acquainted with two skeleton brothers? Will you finally decide your standing on this issue? And is it possible that you will find love along the way? Thanks to crispicroissant on DeviantArt for letting me use their artwork as the cover of my story!

This is my book contest entries, shorts, teasers, tags, rants, among other Hero Things. If you want to learn more about the second book in the Damsel[ed] series, or my upcoming novel, Coffee Shop Heroes, add this to your library. Or, you know, if you want to read free shorts. Those are nice? Probably won't be updating very frequently.