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  • Waist-Deep In Walmart
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    "As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...

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  • 5:48 [re-write 2.0]
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    Sometimes all you really need is a place to call home. * * * Being re-written completely as of May 14, 2021

  • The Misfortunes of Lolita
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    A/N: This is an unedited, significantly different version of the soon to be published novel by losangelesque aka L. Akhter. This draft was written when I was 15-18 years old and I highly encourage new readers to read the published version instead. Former high school football star Frank Novak meets profound and depress...

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