THE LIVING MYTH OF ZELDA SMITH | SPENCER REID "YOU'RE A PUZZLE I CAN'T SOLVE." "AND YOU NEVER WILL." where spencer reid runs into zelda smith one too many times and can't help himself from trying to figure her out. ---- [CRIMINAL MINDS]

Here's a collection of one shots centering around everyone's favorite genius.

❝I'm horny❞ ❝And what do you want me to do about that?❞ In which Taehyung and Jungkook begin talking online. Not to mention the fact that they're horny fuckers. [an out of date, cringy fic that i wrote during my young, koreaboo stage for the love of god dont read this]

Spencer Reid values his mind; with an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and the ability to read twenty thousand words per minute, who wouldn't? But when he is struck with amnesia and loses all of his memories (thanks to a sadistic man with a weird fascination with Reid), Spencer is plunged into a world of confusion, anger, and self-pity, leaving him to wonder, "Who am I?" *This is a Criminal Minds fan fiction! Therefore the rating is PG because the show deals with serial killers and contains violence, murder, and some crude language*

"What do you do when you rush out of here, anyway?" "I wish that I could tell you."

When Spencer Reid opens his home to Ophelia, his best friend who is down on her luck, their feelings for each other become a bit complicated. heads up- this book contains spoilers for season two episodes 14 and 15, and will continue to honor major plot points in the show as it progresses. content warning: drug addiction

25-year-old Chloé hates LA. After landing a starring role in a new crime show, she doesn't know what to expect: all her cast mates are considerably older and more experienced, she misses her dogs, and it's getting harder and harder to define her budding friendship with her costar, Matthew.

As the newest addition to the BAU team, you are quick to make friends with everyone. But one person in particular stands out, boy genius Spencer Reid. The Long Road tells the story of the romance between y/n and Spencer. The ups and downs of a relationship that is growing between the two profilers. With an immensely stressful job the two navigate their feelings, case files, friends and unsubs, on a journey to find themselves and each other within the crazy BAU team. *completed story* Ranking: #1 in SpencerReid #16 in Matthew #4 in FBIagent

"How many existentialists does it take to screw a lightbulb?" Spencer asked with a small laugh. Once again the room was silent. You faintly heard Agent Rossi mutter, "Don't." "2. One to change the light bulb and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness," he said. The room was silent still, until you laughed. His eyes looked up at yours in confusion. "Wouldn't they sit in the dark and hope that the bulb decided to light again? An existentialist would never change the bulb. He would allow the darkness to exist," you questioned. - #1 #spencerreid #1 #mgg #1 emilyprentiss

Spencer meets a girl he can't get enough of at the nightclub, then quickly realizes she is not supposed to be there. (Originally posted on Tumblr & AO3)