Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Teen mom? Check. On the run? Check. Daughter of the Dark Lord? Check. Not entirely human? Check. Slowly falling in love with a Weasley? Yup, got that too. Journey with Marley Riddle as she is tracked down by her estranged and not very loving father, Voldemort. Forcing her and her daughter to flee and come upon a safe haven that she only dreamed of going to. She takes refuge at the burrow where she meets some very interesting people and soon enough starts to feel herself grow attach to the people in the burrow. Maybe a little too attached to one of the red headed Weasley boys? Watch as Marley turns flaming red from a boy with flaming red hair and works hard to protect the people she loves from the one man that could ruin everything. This book is the first book in the Marley series, read the A/N at the end of the book to know which book is next in the series. This book was formerly known as "Can We Seriously Be A Family?".

Prisoner in Malfoy Manor? Check. Missing Fred and Clary? Check. Find out I'm the First Moon Child? Yup, got that too. In this installment of the Marley series, Marley is a prisoner in the Malfoy Manor where she undiscovers a few things about herself and her past. Things are not always what they appear to be. Follow Marley as she tries to get back to Fred and Clary, but not without meeting a few new friends along the way. However, Marley will soon learn that everything comes with a price. This is the second installment of the Marley series, better read the first one if you haven't otherwise you'll be confused! Also this book formerly was named "The Crescent Moon and the Blazing Sun".

Teen mom? Check. The Dark Lord's daughter? Check. Amnesia? Check. Was there anything else? Harry Potter has won the Wizarding War against the Dark Lord, the Dark Lord is dead and Fred Weasley is alive. All is right with the world, except that Marley no longer has her memories. The world has twisted upside down when Marley has no recollection of Fred. Join Marley and Fred (and Clary!) as they now have to face one of the hardest trials yet. However, will she be able to remember everything in time? Or will Fred lose hope and start to move on....? This is the final installment of the Marley series!

Nicolette Hunter has entered into her Fourth year at Hogwarts; best friends Fred and George Weasley torturing and defending her every step of the way. Nicki has always had a hard time growing up, with her father murdered while she was just a baby, she lived a fatherless childhood. She has spent most of her days at the Weasleys, but after all the time Fred and Nicki spent together over the years, will sparks fly?

Not everyone knows that Draco Malfoy has a sister; not everyone knows that Lucius Malfoy had a daughter; not everyone knows of the constant abuse she received. Apparently Albus Dumbledore knows though, so she's brought to Hogwarts. Follow Willow Malfoy as she struggles to find her way as a small girl in a big school. Will she make it through the year? (Well, duh, because there are six books following this.) BOOK TWO is here: http://www.wattpad.com/story/263619-the-other-potter-book-two

Willow goes back to Hogwarts for her second year with an overwhelming need to figure out her past. Will her questions be answered or will she be thrown out onto the turf? Follow Willow through another year of mystery. Maybe she will find something in a completely unexpected place. Cover by Mijacaja! xx

Willow is back at Hogwarts. Criminal sirius black is on the loose. Random stuff will happen and maybe truth will be discovered!

I'm totally, well sort of, changing the plot, but meh, who cares. SOMETHING ABOUT LLAMAS IN WILLOWS FOURTH YEAR. SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING AND SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE SOMETHING WAS SOMETHINGABLE. So bring it.

And Willow comes back for her sixth year, in a bad mood. I don't know what's going to happen this year, and I'm writing this shit. May the odds be ever in your favour, Miss Willow Cover by weirdhyperinsane! :)