Warning! May contain strong language and mature content suitable for readers 18 years and older. Note: NO CHILDREN ALLOWED! This is a collection of short quotes, dirty one shots and snippets of forbidden pleasure that will hopefully leave you moist in the lower region and yearning for more. Welcome to a place where crude lust and vulgar sexual satisfaction is welcomed. Read at your own risk. *End note: contains a lot of cumshots, hardcore fucking, sucking, and kinkiness.

Basically all the embarrassing yet hilarious situations faced ever. edit: keep in mind that i wrote this when i was 10 and memes weren't a huge thing, so this was my way of expressing humor. disclaimer: not all of these events happened to me. thanks a bunch for reading to this day! (2/24/18) - grace

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz

Just one shots of ships i like and requests, if you have one let me know. If you don't like the following don't read. BoyxBoy GirlxGirl GirlxBoy BDSM S&M Gangbangs

When a girl named Ruby who gets abused at home and one night when she runs away, but ends up in situation that she never thought she would be in. (highest rank: #591 in fan fiction)

COMPLETED . emilie's life is hell. she's been abused and thrown around like she's nothing. but when the famous boyband one direction adopts her, emilie's life changes in the best way possible. WARNING; swearing, purging, self-harm, abuse,mentions of disorders in this story.