❝‪her 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒚 elicited envy, she was merely a pretty face. his 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒚 evoked laughter, and dear god, did she have a beautiful laugh.❞ in which a girl fights alongside a club filled with losers. [JULY 2020: REWRITING]

So this basically what happens: 1.) I buy a boyfriend (sorta...) 2.) I fall in love with said boyfriend 3.) And which is basically going to be the cause of conflicts. Note: The original Absolute Boyfriend is owned by Yuu Watase. I am merely using it as an inspiration.

A book full of offensive, sarcastic and funny bullshit.

Whalecum to ur daily dose of shit