Funny Texts/Jokes
This is a place where you can laugh in the comments, and enjoy yourself. I got these off of google, trust me!!! I didn't steal from anyone, and I came up with some of them.
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Mommy's House
Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack...
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Murder Mystery
Weird things have been happening in the town of Tombstone. Unexpected kidnapping, random robberies and, worst of all, mysterious murders. Linnea Hale has been getting creepy text messages a week after these crimes have occurred. She must find out why this murderer is after her. She must knows why he/she is making thes...
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Extremely Short Horror Stories 2
1 - 4 sentence horror stories. Cover by @I_Luv_Oreos_Girl Daily additions!
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Stepbrother ✔
"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. ...
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A High School Love (Laurmau Fanfiction)
Aphmau is an ordinary 16 year old girl, and she falls in love with a guy her age. She experiences many states of emotions, such as Love, happiness, betrayal, and sadness How will this relationship work out between them? Cover by @Kaitlyngrasley
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Emmalyn in College | discontinued
(formerly known as My Bad Boy Stepbrother 2) My stepbrother Jason and I aren't in love with each other. No, we do not hate each other either. No, I'm not even a freaking nerd, geek, or loser. But yes, he is the ever-so-popular "bad boy." I expected his rep to die down now that he's in college. It didn't. In fact, he'...
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My Life As Emmalyn
(formerly known as My Bad Boy Stepbrother) This is not a romance where the nerd falls in love with the bad boy. This is about my stepbrother Jason and me. No, we do not hate each other. No, I'm not even a freaking nerd, geek, or loser. But yes, he is the ever-so-popular "bad boy." That's where the similarities end. S...
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I'm Back And With Revenge *Edited version published*
Lily Tyler Williams was the good girl that wouldn't hurt a fly, but when her brother is killed by the popular people in her school Things change. Lily moves away from her friend and family, to a completely different city, where a guy named Hunter helps her train. "Train for what?" you may be asking. She's training fo...
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Dear Bully
Tale as old as time. Instagram: tearainandlove Highest ranking: #1 in Short Story (July 13, 2015) Highest Rankig: #132 in Romance
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The Starbucks Hotline
❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...
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I'm a Secret Agent Undercover in High school
Riley Scott's the one name that everyone knows in the agency. She's the best at her job along with her best friend Joey. She wasn't at all surprised to be sent on a case in the states. Catching a few drug dealers, that should be easy. Well, at least that's what Riley thought. Riley is ordered by her step-father Cole t...
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The Sims 5
Natalie Coker is ecstatic when the Sims 5 comes out. She is all ready to stream and everything, but what happens when the game pulls her in, and she becomes a sim?
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Virtual World (Sims 3)
Living in a game seems fun. But, not if you are unable to control anything about yourself. You cannot love or move or act on your own. There is always that person behind the screen, doing all this for you. You cannot help yourself. That person rules over you, and controls you. Kareline Dian is a girl put into this ga...
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Nerd in Disguise: Blood Bound
As the only daughter to one of the most powerful Mafia families, Shay has sought to figure out her own path despite the overbearing pressures from her Family. After a family dispute leads to Shay and her mother to go into hiding, Shay attends Elite academy--her own perfect Hell. With an incredibly awful (or ingenious)...
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The Boy From The Stars {Sirius Black}
"Keep talking, Sirius. You might just say something intelligent." ~•~ From her first year, Ivory Stone was friends with James Potter. Then one by one Remus , Lily and many others joined the mix of adventurous children. Yet she had no reason or desire to talk to Sirius Black. From his family history, to the pranks he...
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Bullied (Bullied Series #1) (SAMPLE)
***Please note that this book has been taken down because it's been published, and you can see only the sample chapters of the published version. You can find the links to both ebook and paperback in my profile bio. ------------- I have always been bullied and trapped in darkness. I hoped life would get better when...
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Free as a Jailbird
Jess Knight likes her freedom. Despite being in jail for about sixty-five percent of her teenage life, she is in complete control. But there's only one problem: she doesn't know her purpose. One day, everything changes. Her reputation as the youngest and most connected solo street criminal gets her noticed by the illu...
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The Kidnapped Orphan
*THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN WHEN I WAS 12-13. PLEASE EXCUSE SOME OF THE BAD GRAMMAR AND SPELLING* It's not fun when you're kidnapped but it's terrifying when your kidnapper becomes a teacher at your school. Delilah Smith is just 12 and is an Orphan. She gets bullied and abused but finally defends herself and runs away. ...
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Murder Mystery
Republishing this because it's my only completed story. Horrible English and probably the worst book you'll read with like 0.3% plot. I'd recommend you don't read it :) "One night. Twenty-four students. And a murderer within them all."
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Comedy Texting 2!
That's right! It's back! That crazy, scary writer is back with a NEW selection of weird, awkward, and just plain CRAZY comedy! Have fun and enjoy!
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Jokes Jokes and guess what? --Jokes!!
If you want a good laugh than this is the book for you. There are in your hands is the answer to your social wishes. Ever want to break the ice in an awkward silence? Read this and your side's will split with laughter!!
