This story is about deku meeting crazy toga- and toga falling in love and some other shit ok good bye just read my god damn story please.

Just some mha little space oneshots. Taking request.give me anything u want to see:)

Ellie has been alone almost since the zombie apocalypse started, until she meets Tucker. Scared of being by herself again she reluctantly agrees to go to a supposed "safe zone" set up in Texas. Will Ellie's prediction be right and they find an overrun camp? Or will they find civilization?

Wynne Randall is alone, fending for herself against hordes of zombies. Looters killed her dad, and she can't trust anyone. And she's fine with that. But then she gets into a situation where she has to choose between being alone and letting someone die, or saving a life and having to trust. Highest Rankings: #11 in Adventure!!! #13 in Adventure #346 in Action This story has a sequel! Check out "We Are Survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse" on my profile!

SO! If you haven't read my Joker and Harley Quinn one shots, the title won't look familiar. Harleen Quinzel moves in next door to the one and only Joker. I decided to make this a book. And don't worry, I solemnly swear to add lots of drama, suspense, fluff, and maybe a little smut. Enjoy!

I was ripped out of my thinking and back to him. "Look." I said, sighing. "If you're gonna kill me... Just do it quick. Tell my mom and dad I loved them..." I said. WAIT! "Wait! Never mind. Don't tell my mom and dad that I loved them. Don't even come near them at all! If you hurt them, I'm gonna haunt you to death! Literally!" I threatened him. The guy chuckled again. "I told you. I'm not gonna hurt you." He said. "Then why the fuck are you in my house! In my bedroom! And you took a shower in my bathroom!" I exclaimed. "I.. I wanted to finally see you, again. You are my friend after all" He said, almost sad. "Whose your friend?!" I asked, throwing my hands up in the air. I kept on talking without waiting for him to respond. "They can't possibly be in my house!!" I yelled. "It's you." He simply said. My eyes widen Jasmin's life is turned upside down when her supposed Friend, Alex comes back into her life. Everyone she knows will be in danger if she doesn't do as he saids. But what happens when she uncovers a little more than just Alex's hobby to 'hurt', maybe even 'kill'. She'll do her best to uncover the truth, while keeping Alex entertained with her friendship.

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Harley= Harley Quinn - jack= Joker - Pamela= Poison Ivy - Selina= Catwoman! Just to be clear...