Ever Forman travels across the country with her journalist parents until one day they end up in Middle-of-Nowhere Minnesota. This is where she will meet a hot jerk with a hidden personality, have her first spaghetti war, and reveal a horrible truth about her life. After all, there's no better place to figure out who you are than the middle of nowhere.

This is Genivieve. Or better known to the Krugen sisters as five nine six. She was sent here a few years ago when her mother was accused of committing a horrible crime. Now she is the one that has to pay the price that comes with these infractions, hoping that someday a prince comes and sweeps her off her feet and away. But this is not possible, and she knows that. Her mother is an aberration. There is no one to save her but herself.

What happens when you die? Nobody really knows. Except Felon. A normal teenage girl. Well, a dead, normal teenage girl, more or less. But what happens when Felons starts to feel things. Likes actual things. Touchy feely things that start to become touchy feely when she meets a boy that can see her. She knows this is not normal, but she's not taking any chances to let this slip out of her cold, dead fingers. What will happen to her next? Flying donkeys and horses that poop cotton candy? Well, finding out the answer just might lead to the death of her.

How can a person be so infuriating yet so intriguing? ••••••••••••• Elizabeth Kennedy never really thought of sexy football all star slash steamy quarterback, Colton Blake as anything other than a sleazy, typical jock with jerk face written all over him. She swears the only thing he knows how to do is play football and contract STDs. She can already tell he's just a good looking, hotshot, high school jock who won't know what to do once high school's over. She's always just thought of him as that rich kid that has everything but won't amount to anything without his parents' money. A self-righteous pig with nothing better to do than annoy the living sugar out of everyone, especially Elizabeth (his personal favorite). If it was up to her, she'd have banished him from planet Earth. After all, he's just another severe case of cliches. His money, power, status, and good looks can't be enough forever. In her eyes he's a scumbag that needs a good kick in the family jewels("that is if he had any"- Elizabeth). He's just one of those sporty guys that have no feeling or understanding and only wants to get into her panties. "Fat chance of that happening," that's what Elizabeth's response would be, delivered in a deliciously sarcastic tone and wrapped up in a pretty little bow of attitude. But as they say 'never judge a book by its cover'. Especially if you don't know what's within your own pages. She doesn't know what's Behind His Jersey, but how can she when she doesn't even know what's under her own uniform? Copyright @ LilMissSpontie Please comment and vote to your heart's content :P