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Mapril high, the place where heir and heiress of some multinational companies study. The school where there is no place for the average or middle class students. Yet, Amanda smith, a middle class girl with highly fertile parents and financial issues, managed to land her spot in Mapril High. So what happens when after three most boring and irritating years of Amanda's life at Mapril High, something intresting finally happens? Something she never expected? What happens when she saw the most popular, feared and rich boy of the school sucking blood from the neck of a cheerleader? And What happens when he made her sign her own death warrant to prevent her from telling anyone his secret. Definitely that was not what Amanda expected for her Senior year.

SUPERNOVA An urban story with mature content. Not for sensitive readers. Nova Natalia managed to escape the Butcher all those years ago. A survivor of his wrath she learned his cunningness and killer instinct. Now a young independent women she strives for money and power. Costa was a hood thug that got into the big leagues. The family gave him his big break. Now a successful businessman he is living the high life with his second in command Rio. A chance encounter sets the wheels of fate spinning as Costa and Nova find themselves forced into marriage of convenience. Follow Supernova and explore the trials and tribulations of Nova and Costa as they embark on the journey of love and survival. Constructive criticism is welcome. The story will be edited once the book is complete. This is my first urban book so Comment and Vote😎

In the past, you have likely read many dashing tales of brave, fearless heroes. This is not one of those tales. Welcome to Luigi's Stoopid Mansion, a wonderful funhouse of hillbilly-ish ghouls, moldy pizza, bad singing and excitingly gruesome traps of death. The stoopidity is open 24/7 with no extra charge(as long as you don't mind losing your head while listening to annoying old guys repeat themselves twenty times). When a freakishly short fat guy becomes ANOTHER short fat guy's new wall ornament, you know something stoopid is about to go down... and that calls for a screaming, inexperienced and introverted hero to save the day... er, uh, night. Watch Luigi star as himself in the wonderfully uncut, terribly unedited version of his first REAL adventure... with a guaranteed scream every five seconds! (It's just an average night in paradise.) Now we'll get to the conclusion of this cheesy ad and BEG YOU ON HANDS AND KNEES to check out this stoopidly stoopid version of Luigi's Mansion like you've never seen it before... Based (loosely) on the original Nintendo title. Featuring loads of references, songs, possible cracks at random people, and as always, stoopidity.

Hey guys! Welcome to Super Mario: Email Bloopers, where you can read behind-the-scenes emails that they have sent to one another! So, have a blast, get some popcorn (not some petty corner shop popcorn) and gather around the laptop, desktop- or, if you want- your phone or tablet! Get ready to enjoy some serious fun bloopers, dear friends! xD Cover Source: ''NintendoNatalie'' Natalie, Photoshop CC 2015 Mario's Mario Party 10 Artwork belongs to Nintendo. So does all characters metioned! (: -NintendoNatalie

Everypony is doing great until danger strikes. The enemies of Daring Do come to the dash door. They kidnap Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistle. Now it's up to Flash, he must get the mane six's help to rescue his parents.

I don't do requests because I stink at art. Just saying. Cover found on internet

I saw a few of these. so all you have to do is guess the song

"'that was a good movie, don't you think?' I said looking at my friend 'I guess.' She responded. 'you said start with the movies then the show!' I said, recalling what she said yesterday. 'i wish I could live there'" That was the first mistake Laura made. The second was that she wished again before bed, when wishes come true. The next morning when she wakes up, she's in none other where she wanted to be. Equestria. And who's next to her? Well read to do find out! (cover by @TheMagicInside3436, the ponys on the cover are not, I repeat, are not the ponys in this story.) My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is owned by Hasbro